10/29/2026
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU… your dream bathroom renovation could cost as much as a small fleet of cars?
Budget Renovations. Luxury Renovations. And the Great Expectations In Between.
A friend once asked me to help with her principal bathroom.
Suburban ensuites are either football fields of wasted space or so small they demand MIT-level math and creativity.
Then come the decisions.
Remove the parking-space-sized tub that nobody actually enjoys? Replace it with a glorious walk-in shower? Fabulous. Now we need glass, stone and perhaps bespoke metal framing. That's a car.
Custom mirrors? Another car.
Really good natural stone? Two cars.
That gorgeous tub filler? Half a car.
And since we're building a luxury dealership, shall we make the shower a car wash? Rain head, body sprays, handheld, steam? WHY NOT?
We haven't touched cabinetry, lighting, heated floors, waterproofing, plumbing, electrical, ventilation, labour or the surprises lurking behind the walls.
Not sexy. Just what makes the sexy parts work.
Back to my friend.
Based on her wish list and rough dimensions, we estimated $120,000–$150,000.
We're still friends, but I'm fairly sure she ghosted me after that. Or fainted and thought she'd hit SEND.
And I GET IT.
There's nothing wrong with a budget renovation. Constraints often produce brilliant design. But designing TO a budget is very different from designing your dream bathroom and hoping the numbers magically cooperate.
You don't need exotic marble everywhere or fixtures with their own fan club. You need smart planning, thoughtful finishes, excellent ex*****on and a clear idea of where the money matters.
In a home of considerable value, a well-considered principal bathroom can be a worthwhile investment. More importantly, it's something you live with every single day. Quality materials and good decisions can make it beautiful—and enjoyable—for years.
The trick isn't necessarily to spend less. It's to spend intelligently, BEFORE falling in love with an entire showroom of cars.
Planning a renovation? Bring your wish list AND your budget to us. Let's talk before the sledgehammers arrive. Inquiries via link in bio.