11/01/2026
💖 Crochet Severed Finger with Ring – A Love That Costs an Arm… Well, a Finger 💖
Looking for a Valentine’s gift that says “I love you to death”? Yeah… is that so? This handmade crochet severed finger, complete with a dainty ring, is the perfect mix of creepy, cute, and completely unhinged — just how love should be, huh?
Lovingly crocheted with attention to gory little details (but still soft enough to cuddle, don’t worry), this finger is ideal for horror lovers, gothic romantics, spooky souls, or anyone bored of boring hearts and roses. The included ring adds a twisted romantic touch — because nothing says commitment like jewellery on a detached digit, yeah?
Perfect as:
🖤 A Valentine’s Day gift with dark humour
🖤 A spooky keepsake or novelty décor
🖤 A playful anti-romance statement
🖤 A “you’re stuck with me” kind of love token
No blood, no smell, no screaming — just yarn, humour, and a slightly questionable idea that somehow works.
Go on… be bold. Love’s messy anyway, huh? 😈💕
Just £10.00 each, hand made to order!