Cool Penguin Home Improvements - UPVC Doors & Windows & Replacement Glass

16/05/2026

At Cool Penguin Home Improvements, we supply & fit UPVC windows and composite doors that actually do their job.

❄️ Warmer homes
🔇 Less noise
🔒 Better security
😎 Less embarrassment every time someone visits

Share this with:
👉 the mate whose windows whistle in the wind
👉 the neighbour with the “vintage” draughts
👉 anyone whose front door fights back when it opens

DM us for a quote before your house becomes a listed building.

UKHomes

16/05/2026

27/04/2026

Love Mondays…..

24/04/2026

Took a bit of designing to get this how the customer had imagined it……which is great. Love redesigning something 8 times and my phone pinging all night.

Internal door, gas and electric boxes removed because the customer couldn’t be arsed to do it themselves.

Brick checks gone too…..no one wants a door shaped like a p***s.

Damp course laid and porch floor concreted
Then the fun began….

Black on white…..like my pornhub search history.

Satin glass…..so you can walk around naked

Escutcheon Pull Close….handles are for poor people

Self Locking……Cus why not?

Polished Knob…..yes please

Letter plate……f*ck the postman

If Carslberg made social media posts, they wouldn’t be this bad.

24/04/2026

Can it ever be too tight? 👀👀

22/04/2026

22/02/2026

What Id do to be back working on this place……

Think we need another shop build 💁🏻‍♀️

04/02/2026

Turning an old scaffold plank into a window board….
Let’s see how this turns out.

28/01/2026

22/12/2025