Thistleflat Crafts

Thistleflat Crafts North East England based • Hand stitched stuff for the moderately rebellious • Custom work available on request • SBS winner

24/07/2025

Perfect For:
⁎ Introverts who’ve hit their social quota
⁎ Bookworms who’d rather be reading
⁎ WFH Warriors guarding their focus like a dragon hoards gold

Add to cart now - it's a small price to pay for peace 😄

"Oh, luck had nothing to do with it, darling. 💅This pattern is for every woman who’s been called ‘lucky’ when she’s actu...
22/07/2025

"Oh, luck had nothing to do with it, darling. 💅

This pattern is for every woman who’s been called ‘lucky’ when she’s actually just relentless

Stitch it. Frame it. Shove it in their faces 😘 Download it at https://ko-fi.com/s/19dcbea3b3

22/07/2025

You before: ‘I’d try embroidery, but all the patterns are flowers and butterflies’ 🦋
You after finding my page : ‘OH. So I can just… stitch my rage?’ 🔥

Game changer

Announcement: New corporate survival strategy just issued in time for the new work week. Godspeed my friends...😂 ...
21/07/2025

Announcement: New corporate survival strategy just issued in time for the new work week. Godspeed my friends...😂

Petition to upgrade democracy to a menopause run group chat. Who’s in? 😈😂
20/07/2025

Petition to upgrade democracy to a menopause run group chat. Who’s in? 😈😂

'Leave Me Alone I’m Fu***ng Fuming’ - because 'just take a deep breath' is so overrated... 🔥🧵Shop the cross stitch piece...
19/07/2025

'Leave Me Alone I’m Fu***ng Fuming’ - because 'just take a deep breath' is so overrated... 🔥🧵
Shop the cross stitch piece every passive-aggressive queen needs 😂

18/07/2025

Powered by coffee and spite - for the permanently over caffeinated and under impressed.

When you run on dark coffee and darker humour...😉☕

17/07/2025

Some battles never change - but at least now we have better booze...

16/07/2025

Breaking news from the court of my living room!!

Priorities, darling... ☕📖
15/07/2025

Priorities, darling... ☕📖

When 'High Risk of Sarcasm’ = ‘I am *this* close to setting something on fire'
14/07/2025

When 'High Risk of Sarcasm’ = ‘I am *this* close to setting something on fire'

13/07/2025

So, it turns out ‘killing with kindness’ is less whodunit, more why the hell haven’t they died yet

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