Pristine Experts Ltd

06/09/2026

Honestly, this just shows what an amazing club GHA is 😂🏉

We went in this morning fully prepared for the usual post-game mud, grass and absolute carnage… and they’d actually tidied up after themselves?! 😳🤣 We nearly didn’t know what to do with ourselves!

The staff and volunteers at GHA already do SO much to keep the club running, so the fact they still took the time to make our job a wee bit easier says a lot about the people there. ❤️

Pristine Experts might technically be contracted in to clean, but we’ve never once been made to feel like “just the cleaners” — we’re always treated like part of the GHA family, and they really are an amazing bunch. 🥹

At this rate, if the players keep doing such a good job tidying up, I might need to start handing out Pristine uniforms and adding a few of them to the payroll 🤣🧹

Love our GHA family 🖤💛 GHA Rugby Club

26/08/2026

Two years ago today… 👀✨

Proof that no job is too far gone for Pristine Experts 🧽🔥
The transformation still hits just as hard 😮‍💨👏

We’ve been a little quiet lately, but new content is coming very soon 👀📸✨

24/08/2026

📣 WE’RE HIRING!

Pristine Experts Ltd is looking for a Full-Time Cleaner to join our growing team 🖤✨

✨ 5 days a week
✨ Kit & uniform provided
✨ Full training provided
🚗 Driving licence & access to your own car are essential

We’re looking for someone reliable, hardworking and ready to become part of the Pristine team.

📩 Message our page to apply!

06/08/2026

📣 DIARIES NOW CLOSED 📣

All of our cleaning diaries are now completely full, so we will not be taking any new bookings until we find the right new team member to join Pristine Experts Ltd.

We would like to say a massive thank you to every client who has supported us, both past and present. Your continued support, recommendations and trust in our team mean more than you know. 🖤💛

We will announce on our social media pages as soon as bookings reopen.

04/08/2026

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07/07/2026

We have been let down a few times by people not turning up for interviews so we are still looking for someone to join the team!

🚨 WE’RE HIRING 🚨

⭐ NO CASH IN HAND ⭐

Pristine Experts Ltd is growing again!

Victoria joined the team at the end of April and we’ve already almost completely filled her diary, meaning it’s time for us to open another diary and bring on a new team member.

⭐ £13 per hour
⭐ Mileage paid
⭐ Uniform provided
⭐ Employed position
⭐ Opportunity for hours to increase quickly

Requirements:

✔ Full driving licence
✔ Own vehicle
✔ Flexible availability
✔ Must be able to work weekends (not every weekend)
✔ Reliable and hardworking
✔ Able to work independently
✔ Willing to travel across Glasgow and surrounding areas

This role will start with only a few hours, however we filled Victoria’s diary in just over a month, so we’re looking for someone who can grow with the company and keep up with demand.

⚠️ This position is not suitable for someone looking for a few extra hours alongside another job. Our goal is for this diary to become full-time, so we need someone who has the availability to take on additional work as the company grows.

No cash in hand positions available.

Think you’d be a good fit? Send us a message with a little bit about yourself, your experience and your availability.

🖤💛 Pristine Experts Ltd

28/06/2026

🥚 HUNT UPDATE! 🥚

So far, we know that 4 eggs have definitely been found! 🎉

As there was no sign-up system, we honestly don’t know if the remaining 6 eggs have already been found or are still waiting to be discovered. 👀

If you’ve found an egg, we’d really appreciate it if you could take a photo of your prizes and send it to us (or tag us in your post). We’d love to see everyone’s little winners and keep track of what’s been found! 📸💛

Good luck to everyone still hunting! 🍀🥚 Pristine experts egg hunt

28/06/2026

👀 HUNT UPDATE! 👀

With no sign-up system, we can’t be 100% sure how many eggs are still out there… 🤔

However, 6 eggs haven’t been claimed yet! 🥚💷

That means there could still be some amazing finds waiting for you! Grab the kids, head to a park and let us know if you’re the next lucky winner! 🍀📸 ‼️

27/06/2026

🚨 UPDATE! 🚨

🥚 Bellahouston Park ✅ FOUND!
🥚 Tollcross Park ✅ FOUND!

That means there are still 8 golden eggs waiting to be discovered! 👀💷

If you’ve been thinking about heading out… this is your sign! Grab the kids, pick a park, and join the adventure. 🥳

Remember, every egg contains £, plus some extra surprises! 🎁

Who’s going to find the next one? Tag us in your photos—we absolutely love seeing your little winners! 📸💛

Good luck, everyone… the hunt is far from over! 🍀🥚