24/07/2025
Just a cheeky reminder post that I'll do twice a week to remind everyone off......
☀️ FILTH CHEESECAKES – BIG SUMMER SALE! ☀️
OH WE ARE SO BACK BABY!!!!!
We’ve checked the forecast – it’s 100% chance of cheesecake and chaos this summer 😎
The kids are off, the sun’s out (occasionally), and your dessert game is about to LEVEL UP.
For the whole of the summer hols, we’re giving you...
💥 20% OFF OUR ENTIRE MENU 💥
Yes babes, you read that right – it’s a proper summer scorcher of a deal.
🍓 OUR FILTHY SUMMER LINE-UP:
• Robert's Place – Strawberries & Cream (posher than Wimbledon)
• Death by 1000 Chocolates – Kinder overload, RIP your diet who needs one anyways
• Citrus Sin-Phony – Lemon and luscious
• Specu-Luce – Biscoff brilliance
• Cookies n Queen – Oreo fit for royalty
• Watch The Wire – Ferrero Rocher (your nan will love this as mine does)
• This Love is Strawberry Lemonade – Sweet, zesty, and a bit dramatic
• Baileys Problems – Creamy, boozy, and possibly illegal before noon
• Key Lime Dynasty – Zingy, tangy, limey royalty
• Betty’s Garden – Black Forest realness
• Losing Him Was Raspberry Red – Heartbreak never tasted so good
• Marjorie’s Mint Chocolate Chip – Cool, minty, and slightly mysterious
• They Knew The Whole Time I Loved Cherry Bakewell – A plot twist in cheesecake form
🎉 SUMMER PRICES:
🧁 8” Cheesecakes – £18.00
🍰 4 x Mini Cheesecakes – £14.00
🍦 2 x Ice Cream Pots – £8.00
✨ ALL with 20% OFF for summer!
📍 Collection only – Redhill Area, HR2 7 (aka dessert heaven)
📲 Message us to order – your summer dessert dreams are only a DM away.
Whether you’re sunbathing, staycaying or stress-eating while the kids fight over the remote – we’ve got your back.
This summer? We’re serving FILTH ☀️🔥
Gluten Free/Dairy Free Options Available!!
