01/04/2026
Big news from the studio…
After realizing our pottery wheels were making too much sensory noise, we’ve reached the final frontier of mindful making.
🌀 MUNI MUTE: Silent Pottery Sessions 🌀
No music. No talking. No wheel sounds. (The wheels have been replaced with manual hand-cranked stone slabs for a 100% acoustic experience).
THE RULES OF ENGAGEMENT:
• ✉️ Communication: Strictly via handwritten notes passed on recycled clay scraps. Do not breathe too loudly while writing.
• 👩🏻🏫 Instruction: Our teachers are banned from speaking and will now provide technical feedback through heavy eye contact and interpretive contemporary dance.
• 🔥 The Kiln: Currently undergoing a ‘vow of silence’. Any firing crackle will result in immediate disqualification and a public (silent) shaming of the piece.
• 🧦 Movement: Please wear socks. We find the sound of shoes on the floor highly distracting to the clay’s inner peace.
• 🚫 Zero Tolerance: Sneezing is strictly prohibited. Dropping a tool results in immediate disgrace and studio exile.
It’s not just pottery. It’s an endurance test for your soul.
Launching today. Limited spots.
(We’ll explain everything tomorrow... if we’re allowed to speak by then.)
