Adopt A Ghost

26/05/2026

It's HOT out there but we're got our ghosts cooling in the cellar ready to haunt you whenever you're ready!
www.adoptaghost.net

01/05/2026

Picky Jim, a printer. Died after falling into a printing press; came out covered in a satirical pamphlet... and dead.

Adopt a ghost, customised for somebody you love. Surprise with a fun, spooky, silly gift they’ll love. Each is unique and handmade by a human. 👻

06/02/2026

Whore-nt your girl for galentines.

17/01/2026

Us when we're back in the Traitors Turret because we got away with it.

17/01/2026

When you're at the Round Table, somebody's convinced you're a traitor, and you are... but nobody else believes them.

29/10/2025

Need a quick, cheap Halloween gift? ADOPT A GHOST! 👻 www.adoptahost.net 👻

21/10/2025

It's almost HALLOWEEN. Show somebody that you care by adopting a ghost for them. Each ghost is hand crafted with a customised certificate, bespoke image and a letter of introduction.

14/10/2025

I’ve been wondering where all of my ghouls were at!

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14/10/2025

So, it’s around 2am, I grab this Door Dash order thinking it’s just a normal drop off…..“Instructions say: “Leave it on the welcome mat with my name on it.” Cool, simple. Except… when I pull up, there’s no house, just… gates. I drive in thinking it’s maybe a big property…..WELP nope. My GPS says “You’ve arrived,” and I look up….I’m sitting there like, no way. 😭 So I get out, shine my flashlight… and BOOM right there in front of me is a headstone with the SAME name as on the order. WILLIAMS. I drop that McDonald’s bag so fast, take the picture, run back to my car.
Then my phone buzzes…. “You forgot my drink.”
I look in my passenger seat & the drink’s GONE. 🥶
At that point, I just said, NOPE…. and drove away…
Still got a 5-star rating but when I checked the app this morning…the order’s still marked as ‘in progress.’ I had to call Door Dash and manually cancel the order.

14/10/2025