Madam Makery

Madam Makery Nonsense creativity workshops for bored adults

Capital, composted 🤑A checkbook (not mine). Torn in rage (also not mine). These pieces of capitalism were clearly beggin...
17/04/2026

Capital, composted 🤑

A checkbook (not mine).
Torn in rage (also not mine).

These pieces of capitalism were clearly begging for an extreme makeover.

The raging owner loves peonies, so here it is: a blooming checkbook peony, to appease the spirit and celebrate spring 🌸

Boundary Embroidery this week with the lovely women .org.uk
21/02/2025

Boundary Embroidery this week with the lovely women .org.uk

NEW WORKSHOP: Baubles Blood Fest 🎄🩸They said, “think seasonal,” but Madam’s festive compass points straight to the weird...
17/10/2024

NEW WORKSHOP: Baubles Blood Fest 🎄🩸

They said, “think seasonal,” but Madam’s festive compass points straight to the weird stuff. Hence, a strange yet wholesome hybrid, like a modern version of a Jack & Santa handshake. Expect a peculiar blend of eerie and merry, where red means something entirely different and mistletoe comes with a warning label.

What to Expect:

- DIY baubles that double as conversation starters (or stoppers)
- Blood-red colour palettes, spooky themes, and a side of macabre humour
- A safe space to vent your holiday grievances

📅 Dates: Wednesday Nov 27th, 6.30pm to 8.15ish
📍 Location: Royal Inn on the Park,
🔗 Booking: madam-makery.com/bauble-blood-fest
(+link in bio)

Disclaimer: This workshop may result in heated family debates, mildly overcooked turkeys, and the occasional disinheritance.



PS: Brace yourselves for Valentine’s Day... it might get messy. 💌🔪

And we’re back!Next Boundary Embroidery workshop will take place in Madam’s fav’ pub, the People’s Park Tavern ✨Join us ...
26/06/2024

And we’re back!

Next Boundary Embroidery workshop will take place in Madam’s fav’ pub, the People’s Park Tavern ✨

Join us on July 10th, and see if you can still stitch after that lovely pint (spoiler: you can, and the difference won't even be visible 😳).

Booking link in bio
madam-makery.com/boundary-embroidery

Bouts-Rimés Friday ✨Let your inner poet out ✒️Bouts-rimés is an exercise consisting in a list of words that rhyme to one...
24/05/2024

Bouts-Rimés Friday ✨

Let your inner poet out ✒️

Bouts-rimés is an exercise consisting in a list of words that rhyme to one another, drawn up by another hand (Madam's), and given to a poet (YOU), who is to make a poem to the rhymes in the same order that they were placed upon the list. 

Example: {Game, poem, list, prescribe, twist, tribe} 
The aim of the game
Is to write a poem 
Following a list 
Of words I prescribe
But adding your twist. 
To your quills, my tribe! 

Madam, magnanimous as always, allows you to place the rhymes in whatever order you like. Metrical feet will be to your liking, but please note we prefer if you choose a verse length and stick to it. 

Your words are:
Fright, Delight, 
Clunky, Junkie, 
Broth, Sloth

Over to you! 

Shout out to Dulot, XVIIIth century poet and inventor of this amusing game.

creativeprocrastination

Awesome Boundary Embroidery workshop yesterday!✨Loads of borders clarified, limits manifested and perimeters established...
18/04/2024

Awesome Boundary Embroidery workshop yesterday!✨

Loads of borders clarified, limits manifested and perimeters established during our 2.5 hours .bath.house.hw

Looking forward to the next one: MAY 15th, same time, same place, and spread the word: snitches get stitches 🪡

Book here (or link in bio)
https://www.madam-makery.com/boundary-embroidery

✨NEW DATES IN✨Just the right amount of options for you to say👌 YAS BITCH 💃!Our Boundary Embroidery Workshop is now happe...
26/03/2024

✨NEW DATES IN✨

Just the right amount of options for you to say
👌 YAS BITCH 💃!

Our Boundary Embroidery Workshop is now happening monthly on a Wednesday eve, at The Bath House 🛀🏡 in Hackney Wickbath.house.hw

🪡April 17th
🪡May 15th
🪡June 12th
🪡July 10th

Book with the link in bio or
➡️Madam-makery.com/boundary-embroidery

Exhausted of having your boundaries constantly violated? Diagnosed with a stage 5 people-pleasing disorder?Let’s make su...
14/03/2024

Exhausted of having your boundaries constantly violated? Diagnosed with a stage 5 people-pleasing disorder?

Let’s make sure that “No”, “Nope”, “Bye now” and “Go trip on a knife”, are all complete and powerful sentences, once stitch at a time 🙅🏽‍♀️

Once you pick your favourite design option, tweak it, settle on the colours and accessories that fit your mood, and get started with a few easy to do & good looking stitches ✨

You’ll leave with your circle, work-in-progress embroidery, a couple of needles and three coloured threads. You’ll also leave with enough knowledge to keep going on your own if you want to. You can also come back at a later time to keep going in group and get more inspiration and help. But no obligation! Unfinished embroideries look pretty cool too. 

Provided materials: Embroidery circle, fabric, transfer pen, threads & needles, beads, sequins, etc.

Level: Any.
Duration: 2h30
Location: Madam's entertaining at The Bath House in Hackney
Price: £35

New friend?New workshop?🤘
06/03/2024

New friend?
New workshop?
🤘

March workshop is liiiive 💃Come and create your own gargoyle with clay, glitter, and other wondrous random little things...
13/02/2024

March workshop is liiiive 💃

Come and create your own gargoyle with clay, glitter, and other wondrous random little things! You’ll treat yourself with some breathing, creative time, doing something utterly useless and fun. 

Although absolutely loveable, gargoyles are hideous creatures, so no pressure to make something that looks pretty: the uglier the better. 

You’ll take your weird little one with you to dry at home, before they’re ready to be pinned on your front door to scare the neighbours. 

As a previous guest declared, this workshop is ”a ridiculously efficient way to unplug your brain, go back to childhood, reconnect with the moment.”

2 hours long workshop

BYOB 🥂
Booking link in bio

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