26/09/2026
Some carpets fight you every step of the way… this was definitely one of them.
8.5m × 5m, around 110kg of flatwoven carpet, paper-faced underfloor heating underlay that didn’t want to let it move, and absolutely mint burgundy skirting boards surrounding the whole lot.
So the mission was simple: get the monster in, get it positioned, stick it down… and leave everything looking exactly as it did when I arrived.
Plenty of protection, a bit of site improvisation and a LOT of working that edge by hand before feeding it behind the gripper.
One of my mentors once told me:
“If your fingers don’t hurt, you ain’t doing it right.”
After this one, I think I finally understand what he meant. 😂
Skirtings survived. Cupboards survived. Carpet’s down.
Ten fingers started the job… I’m not counting them until tomorrow. 😂
Who else has fitted one of these unforgiving flatweaves?