19/03/2026
We fit floors for the nicest people… and for the ones who say:
“I’m not difficult, I just want it PERFECT.” 😄
Carpet Bazaar & Flooring installs:
Carpets
LVT
Laminates
Free measuring ✅
Samples to your door ✅
Ring/Text: 07440439679
for a quick quote.
“DIFFICULT CUSTOMER COMMENTS”
“I don’t want ‘good’. I want ‘so perfect I can’t find a single thing to point at’.”
“Just checking… are you sure you’re not joking with that price?”
“Please, don’t mess this up. I’m saying ‘please’, so you know it’s serious.”
“Can you make it look expensive… but also cost less? Thanks.”
“I’ll be home watching every step. Don’t let that put you off.”
“If one edge isn’t tidy, I will notice. Immediately. From the doorway.”
“I want it finished fast… but also I don’t want you to rush. Figure it out.”
“I’m easygoing. I’ve only got 37 questions before you start.”
Normal customer comment:
“Brilliant finish, really tidy work — and the samples to the door made it so easy.”
