27/10/2026
This months bribes & gifts from you lovley lot ...
A parker pen, ive not had one in years,
Biscuits & cakes are a staple (this is why im fat π€£)
ive virtually had a hamper today home made Rum, Jam, 3 jars pickles, etc when this lady has a job done tradesmen run to the house, we simple creatures food gets our attention.
We dont normally work Saturdays but been talked into it with the offer of smoked bacon & cheese oatcakes.(Kyle likes his bacon crispy)
So if you need a Sat measure while im out and about let me know.
A vinyl cutter thingy for k**e
Free oatcakes with every order if you wish still, just ask π.
We are frendly, local & highly recomend.
For Carpet Happiness....
Text messge wats
07719 056803 Bill
Evening are busy feel free
Easy to buy... Just send over postcode and sizes pics little vid of stairs whatever you have say "sell me some happiness Bill"
I price it instantly, you can even just pick the one you like off the page a book it there and then if you like. I come out with samples too of course.
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