VIBE Scents

03/09/2026

🚨 SOAP SPONGES: FOR PEOPLE WHO CAN’T BE ARSED WITH A 12-STEP SHOWER ROUTINE 🚨

It’s soap.
It’s a sponge.
It smells unreal.

Basically, it’s doing more in the shower than most folk do all day. 😂

🫧 Lathers up 🧼 Scrubs the evidence away
👃 Leaves you smelling like you’ve got your life together

No bottles rolling about the bath, No juggling soap like you’re on Britain’s Got Talent. No mystery bar stuck to the side of the tub or hiding in places it shouldn’t be 😂

Just grab it, scrub it, rinse it and emerge smelling far more organised than you actually are.

VIBE Soap Sponges — £6each or 2 for £10

Because apparently even your sponge deserves a VIBE. 😂🔥

02/09/2026

HOOVER DISC PROPAGANDA

Nobody:

Absolutely nobody:

Us:

“DO YOU WANT YOUR HOOVER TO SMELL SEXY?”

🤣

And apparently the answer was yes.

Stick a VIBE Hoover Disc in your vacuum and suddenly doing the floors feels 14% less offensive.

Still hate hoovering.

But now…

✨ FRAGRANCED HATRED ✨

£3 each — and yes, your Henry and Henrietta deserves one too 😂

Errol Sunday Market

01/09/2026

🚨 NEW MONTH. NEW VIBE.🚨

September’s here and summer’s officially been binned. 👋😂

🍂 Cosy smells
🎃 Halloween sh*te everywhere
☕ Hot drinks on repeat
🛍️ Far too many new fragrances

WELCOME TO COSY VIBE SEASON 😮‍💨🔥

So… 🎃 AUTUMN NOW or ☀️ STILL CLINGING TO SUMMER?

Whatever your VIBE…❤️

31/08/2026

Wild Monarch Crafts 🤩

🎉🖨️ THE SECRET IS OUT… WILD MONARCH CRAFTS HAS GONE BIG! 🖨️🎉

Remember that little secret we’ve been teasing you about? 👀

Well… we can FINALLY tell you!

We’ve invested in our very own WIDE FORMAT PRINTER! 🤩

And honestly, we are SO excited about what this means for Wild Monarch Crafts.

✨ Posters
✨ Banners
✨ Signs & displays
✨ Large personalised prints
✨ Business & event printing
✨ And SO much more still to come!

This is a huge step for our little business and opens up a whole new world of things we can create — not only for our lovely customers, but for local businesses, clubs, events and organisations too. 💛

We’ve already been putting it through its paces and we cannot WAIT to show you what we can do with it! 👀

Wild Monarch Crafts just got a whole lot BIGGER. 🦋🐝

Watch this space… because we’re only getting started! 🖨️✨

#🖨️✨

31/08/2026

🚨 TODAY’S IMPORTANT QUESTION 🚨

You’re getting chased by a goose. 😂😂

Not a normal goose either.
An ANGRY Scottish goose that’s clearly got previous. 🪿

You’ve got ONE person in your phone contacts you can call for help…

BUT 👀

You have to pick them by scrolling through your contacts with your eyes shut and stopping randomly.

😂😂😂

WHO DID YOU GET?!……And more importantly…

Are they saving you or standing filming it for Facebook? 💀

👇 Names below. We need to know who can be trusted in a goose-related emergency.

VIBE ✌️
Whatever your VIBE… even if today’s VIBE is fleeing wildlife.

30/08/2026

SUNDAY REMINDER:

If you’ve spent the entire weekend doing absolutely hee haaw, eating like you’re preparing for hibernation and ignoring every job you said you’d “definitely get done”…

Congratulations.

You’re now entering the Sunday evening phase where you suddenly develop:
✨ guilt
✨ anxiety
✨ motivation
✨ and absolutely no intention of using any of it

Monday can 🖕🏻😂😁

I’m busy pretending I’ve got my life together. 😂. Vibe your way through Sunday ✌🏻

28/08/2026

FRIDAY MOOD:

Absolutely knackered.
Slightly feral.
Still fabulous. 💅😂

That’s it. That’s the post.

Have a belter of a weekend, we hope to see you all on Sunday at Errol Sunday Market

✌🏻VIBE! 💥🖤

25/08/2026

🎟️🔥 VIBE’S MYSTERY RAFFLE IS ON! 🔥🎟️

Fancy winning a MYSTERY VIBE PRIZE?! 👀🎁

From Sunday 30th August – Sunday 27th September, EVERY purchase from VIBE gets a raffle ticket! 🎟️ Errol Sunday Market units 10-12 Merchant Hall

No minimum spend. No faffing.

1 purchase = 1 ticket
4 purchases = 4 chances
10 purchases = you’ve lost all self-control and we fully support it. 😂

🏆 ONE WINNER drawn Sunday 27th September!

What’s the prize? Wax? Sprays? A massive box of VIBE madness? Something NEW? 👀

🤐 WE’RE NOT TELLING.

Shop. Get your ticket. Keep it safe. WIN BIG. 🔥

Whatever your VIBE… you could be our mystery winner! 😏🎁

25/08/2026

Ohhhh it’s exciting. Keep watching this space Wild Monarch Crafts have something new coming soon 🤩

👀 The secret is nearly out…

We’ve got something BIG happening behind the scenes at Wild Monarch Crafts! 🦋✨

Make sure you come back on Monday 31st August when we’ll finally reveal what we’ve been keeping secret! 🤫

Any guesses? 👀💛

#👀💛

20/08/2026

👀✨ EXCITING THINGS ARE COMING… ✨👀

There’s been a little bit of plotting, planning and creating going on behind the scenes at Wild Monarch Crafts… 🦋🐝

And let’s just say… something exciting is on its way! 🤫🧡

We are not giving anything away just yet, but we are SO excited to share what we’ve been working on with you all!

Keep your eyes peeled because all will be revealed very soon… 👀✨

Watch this space! 🧡🦋