17/10/2026
I have now been injured by four separate pieces of craft equipment. The weeding hook, the heat press, the air fryer, and today, a pair of scissors.
The scissors one is embarrassing.
I lost my wire cutters, decided scissors would absolutely do the same job, cut both the wire binding on a calendar and my finger simultaneously, and then, this is the important bit, closed the scissors again immediately after.
My hands and my brain have never once been in contact with each other. I don't think they've even exchanged emails.
If anyone out there is running a business with a worse safety record than mine, please find me. We need to talk. 🤣