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I had the pleasure on Sunday of being a bridesmaid. We were getting ready, hair and make up artists at the ready when on...
23/08/2017

I had the pleasure on Sunday of being a bridesmaid. We were getting ready, hair and make up artists at the ready when one of the Bridesmaids asked the Bride.... 'How do you feel about having the same W***y forever?'
Simply had to make a mug out of it!

Keep all your face s**t together in one place! We can write any other saying you like too!
07/08/2017

Keep all your face s**t together in one place! We can write any other saying you like too!

After a broken phone last week I'm now back to annoy you all again!!
31/07/2017

After a broken phone last week I'm now back to annoy you all again!!

I see no need for swearing 😉😉😉
24/07/2017

I see no need for swearing 😉😉😉

18/07/2017

Just because we can! 😂

So yup, as I guessed the kids had me up earlier than a normal school day today!Obviously like all parents I love my kids...
15/07/2017

So yup, as I guessed the kids had me up earlier than a normal school day today!
Obviously like all parents I love my kids but at 6am when they're making a trampoline park in my bedroom involving their pillows, duvet and the countless teddies off their bed they become a lot harder to love.
Onwards and upwards though! Smashed out a whole load of orders last night so now I'm feeling good and ready to enjoy the weekend!

I need coffee! With 2 sports days this week due to the bloody weather and countless fricking play dates (I mean come on ...
14/07/2017

I need coffee! With 2 sports days this week due to the bloody weather and countless fricking play dates (I mean come on why do kids need so many play dates?! My kids have a better social life than me!!) I have been working late every night this week and tonight is no exception! If I get to bed before midnight I'll be happy! Will I get a lay in tomorrow? Will I f**k! With the husband at work and the kids having no idea of the meaning 'be quiet and play in your room' I'm sure I'll be awake before 6! It wasn't until kids that I even realised there were two 6o'clocks in the day!! Who wants to get up that early anyway!?!
Anyway! Tonight will be sponsored by coffee! Tomorrow will be spent taking a deep breath and counting to 10 before screaming blue murder at the kids. Then Sunday im going to the beach to sit on the sand whilst the husband digs holes deep enough to hide both children and dog and eating my weight in fish and chips and ice cream!
Happy weekend everybody!! 😘

Tell everyone to get lost today so you can crack on with work!
10/07/2017

Tell everyone to get lost today so you can crack on with work!

Feeling shattered! Off to bed to get my beauty sleep! Night night face f**kers!
08/07/2017

Feeling shattered! Off to bed to get my beauty sleep! Night night face f**kers!

For your bitch!!
08/07/2017

For your bitch!!

Wahoo! One more day to go!!
06/07/2017

Wahoo! One more day to go!!

Nothing better than a motivational notebook!
05/07/2017

Nothing better than a motivational notebook!

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