15/05/2026
This is The Sceptre of The Ankh. It is a genuine Egyptian piece of antiquity that I smuggled out of Egypt in my underpants. Unusually it is in mint condition, probably made out of Ash and Oak. It is approximately 3 cubits (5’) tall and endows the owner with immense power. It will be available on my Etsy site .etsy.com shortly, but beware with great power comes great responsibility!