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Not gone. Just paused.We’re yeeting ourselves overseas in 75 days ✈️Which means: limited time, limited stock, zero resto...
15/01/2026

Not gone. Just paused.

We’re yeeting ourselves overseas in 75 days ✈️

Which means: limited time, limited stock, zero restocks for about 6 months.

Plan accordingly 🛒

School wraps up in early December and doesn’t return until February…I swear these holidays get longer every year.Meanwhi...
11/12/2025

School wraps up in early December and doesn’t return until February…
I swear these holidays get longer every year.
Meanwhile parents are out here juggling work, kids, life, Christmas, and whatever else gets thrown at us.
Good thing my Adulting is Bu****it mug is always on standby.

Festive. But make it unfiltered. 🎄For the friends who like their Christmas with a side of honesty.
07/12/2025

Festive. But make it unfiltered. 🎄
For the friends who like their Christmas with a side of honesty.

Kids pushing your buttons?Work emails still coming in?House a disaster?Don’t say a word — let the WTF marker speak for y...
29/11/2025

Kids pushing your buttons?
Work emails still coming in?
House a disaster?
Don’t say a word — let the WTF marker speak for you 🖕

I lay down. Nothing happened.
26/11/2025

I lay down. Nothing happened.

We’re officially 1 month out!This little elf is ready.I, however, am absolutely not.
25/11/2025

We’re officially 1 month out!
This little elf is ready.
I, however, am absolutely not.

If adulthood had a slogan,it would be: STOP TALKING.Bake it. Eat it. Live it.
24/11/2025

If adulthood had a slogan,
it would be: STOP TALKING.
Bake it. Eat it. Live it.

For that one coworker.You know the one.Gift them this mug… anonymously ☑️
23/11/2025

For that one coworker.
You know the one.
Gift them this mug… anonymously ☑️

Sooo apparently I’m a victim of… premature treejaculation 🎄 Couldn’t help myself - the tree is up and glowing, and it’s ...
22/11/2025

Sooo apparently I’m a victim of… premature treejaculation 🎄

Couldn’t help myself - the tree is up and glowing, and it’s not even December.

Zero regrets. Maximum festive vibes.

If the wrap is this honest, imagine the gift.“Just be glad it’s wrapped.”Perfect for when effort was low but vibes were ...
19/11/2025

If the wrap is this honest, imagine the gift.
“Just be glad it’s wrapped.”
Perfect for when effort was low but vibes were high.

I keep a jar of physical f*cks on hand so I can save my emotional ones for the people who actually deserve them.Grab one...
19/11/2025

I keep a jar of physical f*cks on hand so I can save my emotional ones for the people who actually deserve them.

Grab one — everyone needs a stash.

Stocking stuffer SORTED.Our Kiwiana “Bakers Dozen” pen set is back in stock — 13 absolute classics like “Sweet as bro” a...
18/11/2025

Stocking stuffer SORTED.

Our Kiwiana “Bakers Dozen” pen set is back in stock — 13 absolute classics like “Sweet as bro” and “Piece of piss” to get you through end-of-year chaos with a laugh.

Perfect for teachers, workmates, your sarcastic sister… or just chuck them in your own handbag and call it “self-care”.

On special & Limited stock!

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