05/04/2026
🥚🐦 This is L’eggie.
He’s 87% egg, 13% bird, and 100% confused.
He hatched… but only emotionally.
Physically? Still working on it.
🦵 Legs? Optional.
🧠 Thoughts? Loading…
👀 Vibe? Immaculate.
He doesn’t fly.
He doesn’t chirp.
He just… stands there… judging your life choices.
💛 Adopt L’eggie – $10
(before he figures out literally anything)