10/16/2022
STORY TIME. I was minding my own business working on a project in the garage (progress pics to be posted soon) and all of a sudden, a WHOLE ASS BIRD flew into the garage lookin scared AF, flapping, and making a ruckus which scared the s**t out of me. So I yelled "HOLY S**T" as I back pedaled further into the garage covering my head in case it was tryna commit a hate crime. I finally managed to right myself and I didnt see the bird but I didn't know if it left. So I went in the house, calmed my poor lil heart down, told Jess about my situation, and then hit the garage button before I went out and the fu**in bird FINALLY decided to fly out. However, it turns out, as I saw a few mins later, this brd flew in freaking out and ALSO took a MASSIVE very aggressive s**t from the front to 3/4 of the way into my garage. I only noticed because there were little SPLATTERS on some of my wood and my sand paper smh. Turns out my back pedaling saved me from getting more s**t on than I noticed later thst I did. Fu**in birds. Lol