08/12/2026
Chicken Bacon Ranch Fried Rice
Ranch-seasoned chicken thighs, crispy bacon, and smoky fried rice topped with a creamy jalapeño ranch that ties the whole thing together - comfort food flavors done right, and somehow only 500 calories a serving. Makes 5 servings at 500 calories and 42g of protein each!
Per serving (makes 5):
500 Calories
42g Protein
49g Carbs
17g Fat
Ranch Chicken*
28oz boneless skinless chicken thighs
1 packet of Ranch seasoning
~1 tsp smoked paprika
Salt to taste
*I’d recommend seasoning each piece of chicken individually with season instead of mixing in a bowl as shown on screen (ranch seasoning tends to clump together a bit)
Green onions (separate whites and greens, cook whites with bacon, garnish with greens)
12 slices centercut bacon*
*macros per 2 slices of cooked center cut bacon (which assumes most of excess grease is removed):
50 cals, 6g Protein, 3.5g Fat
300g day old cooked rice (dry weight, ~700g cooked)
Jalapeño Ranch:
Use 250g Total (or 50g per serving). There will be extra that you can store in the fridge for 7-10 days
228g 0% Greek yogurt
80g low fat mayo
240g low fat buttermilk
¾ teaspoon garlic powder�¾ teaspoon onion powder
1 tablespoon fresh chives�1 tablespoon fresh cilantro
Salt & pepper to taste (I used ½ teaspoon coarse kosher salt & pepper, each)
Half of a limes juice
4 roasted jalapeños
Blend all ingredients until smooth
Separate in to 5 equal servings and enjoy!
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