08/29/2026
LOCAL CARB FORECAST 🌦️🍞
We have a 4-Loaf High-Pressure System moving in this morning:
• ☀️🥖 2 Original Sourdough Loaves (Classic, tangy, 0% chance of leftover crumbs)
• 🌧️🧀 2 Garlic, Herb, & Cheese Sourdough Loaves (Heavy savory gusts, high probability of eating half in the car)
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🚨 UPDATE: All loaves have been safely intercepted and are headed to their warm, happy homes. A massive thank you to everyone who grabbed one!
Keep those umbrellas handy for the next micro-drop—if you missed this storm, another delicious front is always brewing. 🍞⚡️