Two Sarcastic Succulents LLC

02/22/2026

We will have sone news soon for the customers we miss so much! Make sure to check back later this week!

02/22/2026

Hi Ya’ll!
So we have decided to stick to custom items and orders. So please continue to reach out if you needs shirts, scrubs,soaps, signs, and any of your favorite products.

02/09/2026

Going to make one for myself so just wanted to put it out there for others! I can do it on any primary color and bright pink plus I have more neutral shades or I pick a surprise color 😬

Short Sleeve: $ 15
Sweatshirt: $ 22
Pick up free Shipping $6

Comment email size and color below or message me

02/08/2026

Happy Sunday! Making some items for next Saturday’s Fore the Girls Galentines at The Golf Barn! She is multitasking while watching the pregame.

02/07/2026

02/05/2026

Sooooooo I have two ideas for this door sign. But before I do them if you have an idea whether it be welcome, hello, or your last name let me know if you want to snag this ! $40

02/05/2026

Getting things ready for Galentiine’s Vendor event Feb 14 at The Golf Barn!
$30 at event butttttttt $25 before!

01/17/2026

Who needs some Valentines Day shirts? We have some options we can send you or you show us what you find! $12 kids $18 adult

01/17/2026

Do you miss us? ❤️ We miss you!
Tip Toeing back into the vendor scene. Come see us to restock all your favorite sugar scrubs, soaps, & bath salts. New shirts will be there along with ya’lls favorite…… the Bead Bar….. BIY(Bead It Yourself)!

01/11/2026

Website is back up and got a clean up….. so please be patient as we continue to add new products and update your favorites!

This shirt is available in sizes 2T-3XL
https://2sarcasticsucculents.myshopify.com/products/ghost-face-v-day-t-shirtn tsdible

This print is so cute! This is pressed onto a black gildin pre-shrunk unisex t-shirt.

01/09/2026

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