Roam Mona

03/21/2026

RIP Chuck 🥲

We are saddened to announce our long-time third shift diesel attendant Charles "CHUCK" Norris passed away in his sleep yesterday after death was too scared to attack him during normal hours.

Chuck was an unproblematic employee whose only disciplinary action came in 2008 when he unjammed the store ATM with a devastating roundhouse kick. He will be missed.

07/20/2025

We have fresh farm raised snake bites back for a limited time!

All of our snakes are safely handled by local Pentecostal members here in Celina before being euthanized and brought to the diner.

$23.88

07/07/2025

Our long-time Cashier Margie had to be put down this morning after a 6-month investigation found that her high score in our Pac-Man Arcade occurred while she was on the clock and not on lunch break as initially thought.

After clearing her High Score, we allowed her one last moment with the machine before ending her.

06/10/2025

What colors/patterns do you have in your kitchen?

Hmmm. I'm seriously thinking about making an oversized hot pad for casserole dishes with this pattern.🤔

06/03/2025

Health Worker Hero on one side,
and Storm Troopers on the other 😎

05/26/2025

Reversible hot/cold Cup Cozies!
Which is your favorite??

05/21/2025

I found a sewing machine for $24.99 on clearance... and sew it begins. 🎉👗💰