The Naked Goose

The Naked Goose Your goose called… she said she’s tired of being naked. 🪿

We fix that. Handmade dresses, tiny drama, big personality.

Limited drops—don’t let your goose be the embarrassing one on the block.

Since we weren’t able to make it to the Farmers Market today because of the weather, I’m posting all of my available pat...
05/16/2026

Since we weren’t able to make it to the Farmers Market today because of the weather, I’m posting all of my available patriotic goose dresses here for anyone needing their goose ready for Memorial Day ❤️🤍💙

✨ All patriotic dresses are $20 each

📍 I can meet in Brownstown tomorrow (5/17) at noon for local pickup
📦 Shipping is available for $8

If you see one you’d like, comment SOLD or message me to claim it!

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05/16/2026

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A little sneak peek at what I've been working on this week..
05/15/2026

A little sneak peek at what I've been working on this week..

05/14/2026

Looking for the perfect cement porch goose to dress up? 🪿

I get asked all the time where to find one, and I always recommend The Concrete Kingdom in Clarksville, IN! They have beautiful quality concrete that are perfect for dressing up for every season and holiday.

If you’ve been wanting to join in on the porch goose fun, that’s the place to start. Then come see me for all the outfits and dresses to make your goose stand out! 👗✨

✨ BIG NEWS from the goose workshop! ✨The goose family is growing… I’ve officially started making desk goose dresses for ...
05/12/2026

✨ BIG NEWS from the goose workshop! ✨

The goose family is growing… I’ve officially started making desk goose dresses for the adorable little 7-inch geese! 🪿💕

These tiny outfits are just as cute and detailed as my full-size goose dresses, and they’ll be making their first debut at this Saturday’s Farmers Market!

Another order going out today! Thank you for your support! ❤️🤍💙
05/12/2026

Another order going out today!

Thank you for your support! ❤️🤍💙

Wow… we are still soaking in all the love from yesterday! ❤️🤍💙Our very first farmers market was such an incredible exper...
05/10/2026

Wow… we are still soaking in all the love from yesterday! ❤️🤍💙

Our very first farmers market was such an incredible experience, and we came SO close to selling out! We’re honestly blown away by the support, kind words, and excitement over our goose outfits. Thank you to everyone who stopped by, shopped, shared our page, and showed us love — it means so much to our little business!

And because so many of you were asking for them… the patriotic tutus are back in production 🇺🇸✨ (cue the tulle takeover in my sewing room 😂).

We’ll be back at the farmers market THIS Saturday with brand new dresses and fresh designs ready for your porch geese!

Also, a very Happy Mother’s Day to all the amazing moms, bonus moms, grandmas, and mother figures out there. We hope your day is filled with love, relaxation, and maybe a little shopping for your goose 😉 ❤️

05/09/2026

Come see us at the Seymour Farmers Market!

Come help us kick off opening weekend at the Seymour Farmers Market tomorrow and check out our handmade porch goose outf...
05/08/2026

Come help us kick off opening weekend at the Seymour Farmers Market tomorrow and check out our handmade porch goose outfits!

To celebrate opening weekend, I’m running a special market deal on basic dresses:
✨ 1 for $20
✨ 2 for $30

And for the first time, I’ll also have boy goose outfits available for $25 👔

We will have outfits for 19", 23” and 26” porch geese.

Stop by, say hi, and grab your goose a fresh new outfit for the season before they waddle away! 🪿

🚨Sold out🚨Hot off the press!! I am half tempted to keep this one for myself! So cute! 💲20Comment or send me a PM to clai...
05/03/2026

🚨Sold out🚨
Hot off the press!!

I am half tempted to keep this one for myself! So cute!

💲20

Comment or send me a PM to claim it! ❤️

🚨Sold out🚨🇺🇸 Your porch goose is ready for the most patriotic season yet! 🇺🇸Whether she’s celebrating Memorial Day, show...
05/02/2026

🚨Sold out🚨
🇺🇸 Your porch goose is ready for the most patriotic season yet! 🇺🇸

Whether she’s celebrating Memorial Day, showing off for the 4th of July, or getting an early start on America’s 250th birthday celebration next year, these handmade dresses have her covered.

✨ Three patriotic styles available
✨ Handmade with all the red, white & bow

Because if America is turning 250, your goose shouldn’t show up underdressed.

💲$20 each
💲$15 for each additional dress
📍Local pickup or shipping available for +$8

Comment or message to claim your favorite before these little stars and stripes waddle away! 🇺🇸 🪿

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