Brackish Wooder

05/09/2026

Need 20 for tonight or we will have to cancel. Register if you plan on coming. Thanks.

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05/07/2026

Tonight starts the Spring Co****le League at Patriot Acres Farm Brewery. There’s a light crowd, so if you’re looking for something new to try, this is the perfect opportunity. It’s also a short 4 week season, with a seeded partners playoff in week 5.
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04/30/2026

Pop Up Co****le tonight at the American Legion Jeff Davis Post 18 Centreville Maryland.

With the proprietors of Patriot Acres on a much needed vacation, the Legion is showing me to run some bags tonight. 6:30 start time.

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04/25/2026

We’ll be starting in about an hour!!!

04/23/2026

Due to a misunderstanding on my part, co****le is available to be played tonight at Patriot Acres Farm Brewery. Sorry for the late notice, but pre-registration is available in Scoreholio. Sign up now. Kermit will be hosting it for me tonight. Many thanks to him!

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04/10/2026

Made it to VA Beach for Tessa’s “The One” finals cheerleading competition. Wish her and all the girls good luck. They placed 1st in their last two competitions to get here.
I’ll be busy here all weekend so please understand if I’m delayed responding to messages/emails.

04/08/2026

🎯 POST 18 SATURDAY SWITCH – FULL RECAP 🎯

Another packed night at the Legion.
29 players showed up for Round Robin…
26 stuck around for the grind.
4 game Switch.
14 round limit.
Seeding based on total points.
No slow starts. No time to recover.
Score early… and hold on.

🔄 ROUND ROBIN – SETTING THE STAGE
🔥 Top 5 Heading Into Bracket:
• #1 – Kermit (92 PF / 31 PA)
• #2 – J-MO is washed (90 PF / ONLY 11 PA 👀)
• #3 – Jeremy K (89 PF)
• #4 – €hris (88 PF / 24 PA)
• #5 – 😈Gage👿 (81 PF / 22 PA)
With the round cap in play, this was all about fast starts and limiting damage.
And J-MO giving up 11 total points…
that’s how you separate yourself.

🎯 DOUBLE ELIMINATION – BRACKET RECAP
13 teams entered.
No round limits.
No excuses.

👑 KING SEAT – James L ♥️♦️♠️♣️ & Travis A.
Earned it the hard way.
Controlled the winner’s side.
But with the King Seat comes the wait…
and the curse.
🔥 CHAMPIONS – James L ♥️♦️♠️♣️ & Travis A. 🏆
And this one got interesting.
🥈 €hris & Don H. battled all the way back and…
💥 Championship Match 1:
€hris & Don H. win → bracket reset
Now it’s one game. Winner takes all.
💥 Final Match:
James L ♥️♦️♠️♣️ & Travis A. shake off the rust and close it out.
That’s composure. That’s experience.
The King Seat got tested…
and held.
🥈 2nd – €hris & Don H.
Forced the reset and made it a fight to the very end.
🥉 3rd – 😈Gage👿 & LowRyder Steve
Strong run and stayed alive deep into the bracket.

📊 SCOREMAGIC SNAPSHOT – HEAT CHECK
🔥 Over 7.0 PPR on the Night:
• J-MO is washed – 9.63
• James L ♥️♦️♠️♣️ – 8.59
• €hris – 8.37
• 😈Gage👿 – 8.25
• 🔥Sleev🔥 – 7.79
• Z ZEVAS💣💥 – 7.67
• Walt B. – 7.47
• Jeremy K – 7.43
• Travis A. – 7.20
• 🎱 – 7.19

That’s a deep field.
No easy matchups.
No free wins.
Round Robin was a sprint.
The bracket was a grind.
And when it came down to one game…
James L ♥️♦️♠️♣️ & Travis A. finished it. 🎯

04/06/2026

ROUND ROBIN – EARN YOUR SEED

Switch did what it always does — kept everyone guessing.
And with PPR deciding seeding, every bag mattered.

🔥 Top 5 Seeds Heading Into Bracket:
• #1 – Doug M.
• #2 – T-dog 🥶
• #3 – Big Daddy Davis
• #4 – 🎱 (Kent)
• #5 – Nate L.

💥 Tight Games:
• 🎱 & Brackish Wooder over Big Daddy Davis & Billy D. – 21-18
• Nate L. & David C. over Kermit & Marvin S. – 21-20
• Doug M. & 💥Fieldman💥 edged 🎱 & Brackish Wooder – 21-20

No blowouts. No room to coast.

🎯 DOUBLE ELIMINATION – BRACKET RECAP
Round Robin sets the table…
the bracket clears it.

👑 KING SEAT – Doug M. & 💥Fieldman💥
They earned it the right way.
Controlled the winner’s side, stayed consistent, and looked ready to close it out…
But the curse doesn’t care.

🔥 CHAMPIONS – T-dog 🥶 & Gary 🏆
These two took the long road.
Dropped early…then got hot.
• Eliminated Nate L. & David C.
• Took down 🎱 & Brackish Wooder
• Defeated Tommy 🎒 & CeCe in the semis
Then came the finals.
💥 Championship Matches:
Game 1 – 21-3 (reset)
Game 2 – 21-15 (finish)
That’s a double dip.
Momentum, confidence, and clutch bags when it mattered most.

🥈 2nd – Doug M. & 💥Fieldman💥
Strong all night, but ran into a team that caught fire at the wrong time.

🥉 3rd – Tommy 🎒 & CeCe (Carlene)
Solid run and stayed in the mix deep into the bracket.

💥 Bracket Takeaways:
• Loser’s bracket stays dangerous
• Momentum > seeding late
• The King Seat curse… still undefeated

📊 SCOREMAGIC SNAPSHOT – THE LEVEL IS RISING
More and more 7+ PPR performances every week… and it’s showing.

🔥 Over 7.0 PPR on the Night:
• Doug M. – 8.85
• T-dog 🥶 – 8.77
• 🎱 – 8.36
• Big Daddy Davis – 8.30
• Nate L. – 7.77
• Tylar S. – 7.73
• Tommy 🎒 – 7.58
• Kermit – 7.54
• Let’s Bag – 7.47
• Brackish Wooder – 7.20
• Billy D. – 7.11
• TUCK-A-LOO – 7.06

That’s a deep list.
👉 The gap is shrinking
👉 The floor is rising
There are no easy games left.

Round Robin tests your adaptability.
The bracket tests your composure.
And this time…
T-dog 🥶 & Gary finished the job. 🎯

03/29/2026

These weren’t just another order—they’re a gift from proud parents to their kid putting in work on the field at Washington College.

Custom Shoremen Lacrosse boards, built around that Maryland pride with the goose silhouettes flying across the top and a clean spotlight design that hits right where it should. Simple, bold, and built to last longer than a college career (because let’s be honest… it goes quick).

This is the kind of project that means a little more on my end—because it’s not just about co****le, it’s about the memories tied to it.
From the backyard… to tailgates… to coming home after games.

That’s what these boards are really for.
If you’ve got something personal in mind like this, let’s build it.

— Brackish Wooder

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