06/09/2026
🚨 CORE MEMORY UNLOCKED 🚨
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you absolutely DO need a set of star-spangled tumblers and a Bicentennial plate in your life. 🇺🇸✨
Walking into our Hollywood Blvd booth today feels exactly like getting a sunburn at a backyard cookout in the late 70s while eating potato salad out of a Tupperware bowl. It is chaotic, it is red, white, and blue, and it is GLORIOUS.
Oh, and the entire Time Machine is 20% OFF right now. ☎️💥 Come visit us in the Catawba River Antique Mall and grab your slice of peak retro nostalgia before someone else does!