06/12/2026
ATTENTION HUMANS!
Today is a very important holiday. Forget what your calendar says. It is officially Wicket's 4th Birthday!
For four years, I have faithfully protected Deja Vu from suspicious squirrels, invisible threats, rogue shopping carts, and anyone who dares walk past without telling me I'm handsome.
I have greeted customers, supervised staff, inspected furniture, approved toys, accepted belly rubs, and maintained my position as the store's most important employee. Some say "store dog." I say "CEO of Customer Relations."
Now before everyone starts loading up their cars with birthday treats, Mom says I need to make an announcement. Due to my special diet, I cannot have treats brought in from home. Apparently, "eating whatever I want because it's my birthday" is not an approved medical plan.
BUT don't worry! We keep special treats at the store that customers can give me when they visit. So you can still stop in, wish me a Happy Birthday, tell me how handsome I am, and personally present me with an approved birthday snack.
I expect birthday wishes, compliments, ear scratches, and at least 47 people telling me I'm the goodest boy.
Happy 4th Birthday to me!
Love,
Wicket
Chief Executive Barking Officer