08/31/2026
🍰 THE CAKE POP THIEF — NOW A LEGEND 🍰
So… apparently we have entered the era of the Cake Pop Thief.
A driver misunderstood some signage, grabbed a cake pop, and somehow went from “I thought it was for me” to being branded THE THIEF. What started as an innocent misunderstanding has turned into a full-blown local debacle — and honestly, we might as well have a little fun with it. 😂
So we're making it official:
CAKE POP THIEF STICKERS — $5
And yes… Amazon drivers get ONE FREE.
Because apparently you guys need a little protection from your own cake-pop reputation. 😂
💰 Every $5 purchase will go toward Big Red Machine Marching Band fees and needs. Anything raised beyond those expenses will be donated directly to the Big Red Machine to help support the band.
So whether you were there for the original cake-pop incident, heard about it afterward, or just want to own a piece of local lore…
Get your Cake Pop Thief gear!
Because sometimes a misunderstanding becomes a fundraiser. 🍰
$5 each — proceeds support the Big Red Machine Marching Band.