07/04/2026
🚨 URGENT PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: Sasquatch is back! 🚨 He'll be back at the Butler County Fair, he's celebrating America 250, and he's apparently been working on his tan. We're returning to our favorite spot - right next to the Escape Room. (Pro tip: It's much easier to find us than it is to find the exit in there.)
🧢 THE I CAN T BELIEVE IT S ONLY $20 SPECIAL: For just $20, you get a high-quality hat, a custom laser-engraved leatherette patch, and the bragging rights that come with it. Want a second patch? It's just $5 cheaper than a side of fair fries! 🍟 --
🖨 ALSO SASQUATCH GOT A 3D PRINTER. Yes, you read that right. Bigfoot has entered his maker era. He had big plans. Huge plans.
Possibly something life-size. Possibly something patriotic. Possibly something that would have required a trailer, a forklift, and a much better understanding of time management. But then the fair snuck up on him.
So instead of something giant, he's bringing some fun 3D printed fidgets! They'll be available while they last, because apparently even Sasquatch can't print 400 things overnight. 😂
📸 THE LENS-CAP GUIDELINES:
We're using a high-tech laser, not a magic wand. To make sure your hat looks like a masterpiece and not a mystery, here's the scoop on images:
✅ WE LOVE:
Clean logos, names, initials, bold silhouettes, and simple line art. If it looks like a coloring book page, it'll look great on a hat!
❌ WE DON T LOVE:
Blurry screenshots, tiny photos, or anything so detailed that Bigfoot himself couldn't t figure out what it is. If your image looks like a photo of a ghost taken through a screen door maybe let s try something else. 😂
📖 NO DESIGN? NO PROBLEM! If your creative juices are tapped out after walking the midway, just flip through our **Design Book. ** We've got dozens of ready-to-go options, including our exclusive **Sasquatch America 250** collection. Just point, pick, and we'll do the rest! 🎟
HOW TO GET HATTED:
1. Find us - next to the Escape Room 🗺
2. Pick your hat color we have more than just Sasquatch Brown
3. Show us your image OR pick one from the Design Book
4. Check out the 3D printed fidgets while you're there
5. Go eat something deep-fried while we work our laser magic 🎡
6. We'll text you when it's ready!
Come say hi, grab a hat, snag a fidget, and let s celebrate 250 years of America and a whole lot of Bigfoot sightings. See you at the fair!
Don't want to wait until the fair, message us we'd be happy to get something started for you.
