10/19/2026
🚨 STARS HOLLOW BUSINESS ANNOUNCEMENT 🚨
Apparently…
KIRK HAS STARTED AN ANTIQUE APPRAISAL BUSINESS. 😂
We did not hire him.
We did not authorize this.
And we’re fairly certain Kirk has absolutely no antique appraisal credentials whatsoever.
But that has not stopped him. 🤦♀️
🏺 Old vase?
Kirk: “Extremely rare. Probably.”
🪑 Antique chair?
Kirk: “Definitely historic. Someone has clearly sat in it.”
🖼️ Vintage painting?
Kirk: “Priceless…unless there’s a price tag.”
🕰️ Old clock?
Kirk: “I can confirm it is old. Look at it.”
😂😂😂
Mrs. Kim has already asked him to leave.
He has informed her that he now rents booth space.
Come see what other questionable business ventures Kirk has launched when the Delaware Antique Mall represents Ms. Kim’s Antiques during Downtown Delaware’s Gilmore Girls event!
📅 November 13 & 14
📍 Delaware Antique Mall | Downtown Delaware
⚠️ PLEASE NOTE: No actual appraisals will be performed by Kirk.
Mostly because…
WE CAN’T FIND HIM. 😂