D & C Turtles

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03/27/2023

A burglar broke into a house one night, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said “JESUS knows you’re here”. He nearly jump out of his skin, click his flashlight off and froze. After a bit of silence, he shook his head and continued. Just as he pulled the stereo out to disconnect the wires, he heard a voice clearly say,” JESUS is watching you”! Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically looking for the source of the voice, finally the beam came to rest on a parrot in the corner of the room,” Did you say that”?, he hissed.” Yep, l’m just trying to warn you that he is watching you," parrot confessed then squawked. The burglar relaxed “warn me, huh, who in the world are you!”
“I’m MOSES”, replied the bird. The burglar laughed,” Moses, what kind of people would name a bird Moses?” The bird answered, “the same kind of people that would name their Rottweiler JESUS”!!! 💝