Commercial Whaling Inc.

10/26/2025

Skateboarders also can't stab 75 whales in the skull with a pitchfork in under an hour like our boy Jebb can.... so us Whalers got that going for us.

10/07/2025

And my great great great great grand pappy was harpponing them j**z dolphins in the early 1700's as well!!!!!. We come from a long line of professional whalers!!! Best Whaling company in Arizona since 1657!!!!

07/27/2025

Our harpoons are cocked and loaded, and ready to spear these lil perverts heads off the second we see them.

07/25/2025

We have a new weapon in our arsenal called a " Sharp-oon". It's a harpoon that is razor sharp. This thing can take the head off of 100 whales if you had them all lined up in a row.

03/03/2025

Just a heads... we're still killing them. We've just been very busy Doing it.

01/03/2025

You can't hide from us guys. We will find you, and we will stab you....... WITH AN EXPLOSIVE HARPOON!!!!!!

12/07/2024

The only blood OUR CEO has made money off of is the blood of defenseless whales. That's why he's still walking these streets alive.

06/08/2024

03/01/2024

Here's a story with gay whale p**n for you guys. Thank you for keeping our business afloat😉

https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2024/feb/28/humpback-whales-sex-photographed-homosexual-behavior

01/14/2024

Ever blow up a whales head with 3 sticks of dynamite? If not, don't, because we just did, and it was VERY messy.