09/02/2026
Florist in the wild… and suddenly I’m doing mental math. 👀🌿😂
The Boss Women Bus Tour brought us to the Ga***rd Texan today, where I casually stumbled upon THOUSANDS of dollars worth of gorgeous anthurium… and immediately had to fight every intrusive thought telling me to whip out my clippers. ✂️🤣
The self-control it took to simply admire them and WALK AWAY deserves some serious recognition. 😂
Such a fun day with the Boss Women Bus Tour — although apparently no one considered the dangers of bringing a florist here unsupervised. 🌿✂️😂