10/09/2026
💀🦴 JETHRO SKULL IS IN NEED OF SOME SERIOUS BODY WORK! 🦴💀
Well, folks, our resident bag of bones, Jethro Skull, is currently lying around in pieces, waiting for someone to put him up right. 😂
He’s got a few screws loose, he’s lost his backbone, and he hasn’t had a leg to stand on in DAYS. His posture is terrible, his wardrobe is nonexistent, and don’t even get me started on his lack of skin care. 🤦🏽♀️
I'm thinking he needs a full-body makeover! A little reassembly, a wardrobe change, maybe some joint work… the whole hip replacement package. He's dying to get back on his feet, but unfortunately, he just doesn't have the guts to do it himself. 🤣
I told him to pull himself together, but apparently, that's easier said than done when you're literally in pieces. 🤷♀️
He was so offended, that he insisted I give everything in the shop away for free tomorrow so that I have time to put his outfit together ASAP...what a bonehead! But I decided to compromise:
25% OFF everything NON-LIVING
Saturday, 10/10, noon-4pm
*excludes fresh flowers and live plants
💀 Because if Jethro wants a new outfit, Jethro will get a new outfit! 💀
Stay tuned.... this is going to get SKIN-TERESTING (I know, I know...I crack myself up too! 😂)