The Bonejangles Green Oak Skeletons

10/08/2026

💀💍🖤 TILL DEATH DO US PART, LITERALLY! 🖤💍💀

Tonight at Bonejangles, it’s a strange and unusual wedding! 👰🏻‍♀️🖤🤵🏻‍♂️

Beetlejuice & Lydia have decided to tie the knot! 💀🥂
Because apparently, when you’ve already been dead, marriage is the next logical step! 😂

There’s just one little problem
Lydia said, “I DO.”
Beetlejuice said, “IT’S SHOWTIME!” 🎶👻

May their love be eternal, their vows be spooky, and their honeymoon be somewhere neither the living nor the dead can find them! 😂💀

💍 Congratulations to the newly-dead newlyweds! 🖤

10/07/2026

💀 BONEJANGLES AFTER-HOURS BONE REPAIR

“You break it, we revive it!” ⚡️🔧😂

Looks like somebody at Bonejangles is having a little battery issue! 😂

Tonight’s crew is hooking up cables, checking connections, and trying to REVIVE the skeletons before somebody becomes nothing but a pile of bones! ⚡️💀🤣

“Everybody stand back, I think we’ve got a pulse!”
⚡️🔌💀 CLEAR!!! 💀🔌⚡️

Just another late night at Bonejangles where the work never ends, even when you’re already dead tired! 😂

10/06/2026

💀 IS IT A BIRD? IS IT A PLANE? NOPE IT’S SUPER BONEJANGLES! 🦴

Tonight, our Bonejangles skeleton is channeling his inner Superman in honor of Eric Johnson’s birthday! 🎂🎉

Even the boney crew knows that sometimes you have to open up that suit and let your super side shine! 🦴🦸‍♂️

🎈 Happy Birthday, Eric! May your day be SUPER spectacular! 🎉

10/05/2026

🎃🐎💀 THE HEADLESS HORSEMAN HAS ARRIVED! 💀🐎🎃

Something wicked has ridden into Bonejangles tonight.🌙 The Headless Horseman is here, and he’s brought his glowing pumpkin head along for the ride! 🎃🔥

Keep your eyes peeled, you never know what might come galloping out of the darkness next! 👀🖤

Happy Haunting, my fiends! ☠️🎃

10/04/2026

🎢💀 ALL ABOARD THE BONEJANGLES SKELETON COASTER! 💀🎢

These Bonejangles boys are taking “going for a ride” to a whole new level! 😂☠️ They climbed aboard, buckled in, well, sort of and they’re ready for the spookiest roller coaster ride in town! 🎃🦴

Hold onto your bones, boys this ride is going to be DEADLY fun! 👻🎢💀

🎟️ Next stop: BOO-VILLE! 🎟️

10/03/2026

💀🍹 FRIDAY NIGHT AT THE BONEJANGLES! 🍹💀

These guys were dead tired from the work week, so they decided to kick back at the bar and enjoy a few Spooktacular drinks! 🎃💀🍸

Luckily, bartender Dean, the Deatholigist, was behind the bar and he definitely DID NOT disappoint! 🍹🧪💀

Sometimes you just need to sit back, sip something spooky, and let the weekend begin! 👻

Stay spooky, my fiends! 🖤💀🎃

10/01/2026

09/27/2026

🦷✨ UPDATE FROM THE TOOTH FAIRY! ✨🦷

Flossie Bones is feeling her inner Phoebe vibe today and has officially flown over to Central Perk to celebrate her newly processed name.

☕️🥁 Princess Consuela Banana Hammock! 🥁☕️

Apparently, when you’re a skeleton tooth fairy, you can’t just have a normal name. You need a name with ✨flair✨. 😂

She’s sipping her coffee, spreading a little fairy dust, and reminding everyone that teeth don’t collect themselves! 🧚‍♀️🦷

And yes, she still answers to Flossie Bones. For now. 😉

09/26/2026

🦷🧚‍♀️ Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Nope, it’s Tooth Fairy Flossie Bones flying in! 💀✨

Flossie Bones heard that Jax lost a tooth, but unfortunately, she flew over and he wasn’t here! 😱🦷

Hopefully the real Tooth Fairy has already made her way to Jax’s house! 😉✨

02/17/2026

The skeletons are out and dressed in full parade style for Mardi Gras season! 🎭💜💚💛

They’re ready to roll, throw some beads, and let the good times roll! Y’all know we don’t do anything halfway around here even the bones came to party!