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07/26/2026

Got a secret, can you keep it? 🤫💅
​I’ve been keeping a major secret, but it’s time to spill: my VERY FIRST PATTERN is officially live on Etsy!
​Because two (or twenty) can keep a secret if nineteen of them get a discount... the first 20 people to grab the pattern unlock an exclusive, secret launch discount.
​Once those 20 spots are gone, the secret disappears forever. Don't leave this one in the draft—head to the link in my bio before -A gets there first. 🚨💋
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07/25/2026

UNLIMITED. My pattern collection is UNLIMITED! 🧹✨
​Something good is happening in the shop, and I am thrilled (yes, totally thrilled!) to announce that the Mama & Baby Opossum Pattern is OFFICIALLY LIVE ON ETSY! 🐀💕
​Whether they're clinging tight to mama's back or dancing through life, this adorable duo is ready to defy gravity and steal your heart.
​Pattern Details & Highlights
​For Good: Because once you stitch this pair, your yarn stash will be changed for good!
​What's Included: Step-by-step instructions for both mama opossum and her piggybacking baby.
​Skill Level: Perfect for anyone looking to make something delightfully POPULAR! (la la, la la!)
​👉 Grab your copy on Etsy today! (Link in bio!) 🧵✨

She’s here, she’s screaming internally, and she’s ready to hang out! 🦡✨​I am so excited to announce my very first croche...
07/24/2026

She’s here, she’s screaming internally, and she’s ready to hang out! 🦡✨
​I am so excited to announce my very first crochet pattern release on Etsy! Meet the Mama & Baby Opossum Set—a completely NO-SEW pattern featuring a mama with a fully functional pouch so her little baby can actually tuck inside! 🥹
​Whether you’re prepping for your next market or just making yourself a trash-panda-adjacent bestie, this pattern was designed to be quick, easy, and completely stress-free (because sewing on limbs is the real nightmare 🙅‍♀️).
​🧵 The Deets:
​Level: Beginner-friendly
​Assembly: 100% No-Sew!
​Special Feature: Working pouch for baby!
​Vibe: Unhinged cute 💖
​🔗 Link in bio to grab the pattern and make your own little opossum family! I can’t wait to see what yarn choices you use. Tag me so I can show your creations some love! 🧶 nocturnal aesthetic optional, but highly encouraged.
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07/22/2026

Still waiting on Netflix to call me about the docuseries... 🎬💸
​Releasing the Mama Possum amigurumi pattern tomorrow, and honestly? Expecting overnight stardom, instant millionaire status, and a 6-part true-crime style documentary about how yarn took over my life. 💅✨
​Will I actually become a millionaire? Probably not. Will your hook be working overtime making cute little possum babies? 100% yes.
​Grab your hooks, stock up on yarn—the pattern drops TOMORROW! 🪡🧶




07/17/2026

"Hello Sharks. Today I present you with the opportunity to pay me $20 every time my kids say 'Mom, look at this!' while we are at the pool today. I’m seeking $400,000 for a 0% stake in my sanity. Who wants to go broke with me?" 🤿💸




07/17/2026

First time live on Whatnot and I’m so excited! 🎉 I’m going live today at 10:00 AM, so tap that link, hang out, and come see what I’ve got for you guys. Let’s do this! 😎✨
​👇 Tap the link in my bio to bookmark the show!

07/15/2026

Behind every first-time pattern release is a husband drafted into being a production assistant. 🎬😂
​I might not be a professional "content creator," but I have had the absolute best time working with my amazing pattern testers to get this ready for you all!
​The Big News: My very FIRST pattern is officially dropping on Etsy on July 23rd! 🗓️✨
​The Video: Please enjoy these highly chaotic, husband-assisted shenanigans. (He deserves an award, honestly.)
​Save this post so you don't miss the drop! 👇

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07/14/2026

Expectation: Beautiful, perfectly aligned, aesthetic hand-stamped bags. ✨
Reality: A smudge, a crooked logo, and a profound realization that I am not, in fact, a printer. 🥲
​This is exactly why I don't try super hard on perfect branding, and why outsourcing my bag stamping is officially at the top of my future business goals. Who else has learned the hard way that DIY has its limits? 🙋‍♂️👇
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07/13/2026

Me adjusting my entire crochet tension, posture, and grip just to accommodate this splinted finger because absolutely nothing stops the craft supply grind. 🧶✋
​Also, can we talk about how it’s $150 out of pocket just for a 2-second X-ray? Absolute robbery. The medical bills are trying to ruin my yarn budget. 💀
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07/12/2026

Well, with my finger splinted, crochet is officially off the table. Guess I have no choice but to actually parent my kids and take them to the zoo today. 🤷‍♀️🦓
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