Alanna Noel

Alanna Noel Nothing unusual. Just recipes. Writer, producer, and host of Recipe for Crazy.

07/29/2026

my actual nightmare…

both the love story and the chocolate cherry pie. now i don’t image you WANT this recipe. but if you did… just say “recipe” otherwise enjoy what would be my personal hell.

07/28/2026

better be safe than sorry….

idk about this trad wife humor but REAL TALK… psychological games are the only ones i play. what does not play games is this cajun fettuccine alfredo with blackened chicken. tbh a man will not know what hit him once he eats this.

07/23/2026

true story.

i saw this breakfast (?) potato egg salad recipe and had to have it immediately. it’s “Hailey’s Creamy Breakfast Potato Salad” by and ngl i had many doubts. but it was really freaking good. the chili oil is essential. is it potato salad? is it egg salad? nobody knows. and nobody will ever know. but what i DO KNOW is what i experienced on december 16th 2025 inside a massage room. and now you will know it too.

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Hailey’s Creamy Breakfast Potato Salad
Ingredients
• 4 tbsp Greek yogurt
• 1½ tbsp mayonnaise
• ½ tbsp Dijon mustard
• 4 tbsp heavy cream
• Salt & black pepper, to taste
• 2 pinches paprika
• 2 boiled potatoes
• 4 soft-boiled eggs
• 1 avocado, diced
• 3 pickles, sliced
• Crispy bacon
• Chili oil
• Black sesame seeds

Directions
1. In a large bowl, combine the Greek yogurt, mayonnaise, Dijon mustard, heavy cream, salt, black pepper, and paprika.
2. Add the potatoes, eggs, avocado, pickles, bacon, and a drizzle of chili oil.
3. Gently mash and fold everything together until creamy.
4. Top with extra bacon, a soft-boiled egg, and black sesame seeds.

07/17/2026

i’m sorry about your boyfriend.

but hey try this marinara sauce that i not only used as a dipping sauce for cheesy garlic knots but also as a CREAMY penne alla vodka.

07/16/2026

proceed with caution. warning you could still end up on a date with a gay man. no promises.

07/15/2026

garnish the garlic knots. garnish the relationship.

cheesy garlic knots and a spicy pomodoro dipping sauce recipe. say “recipe” if you want it. say anything if you think women should receive flowers.

07/10/2026

turns out there is no normal way to lose your mom. you just become a person who casually says things like “my mom is dead” and watches everyone panic.

anyway.here’s the eulogy i gave at her funeral.

happy almost birthday to my mom.

i miss you mom 🤍

07/10/2026

He watched The Devil Wears Prada 2. By. Himself. Literally could not wait.

I digress…

Easy Spicy Tomato Smash Pasta

This pasta is quick, delicious, and easy to commit to. It has the amount of effort it should take a man to resist Anne Hathaway. Very low. Low effort.

Ingredients
* 1 lb ground beef
* 8 oz pasta shells
* Olive oil
* 6 vine ripe tomatoes
* 2 shallots onion
* 4 garlic cloves, minced
* 3 tbsp tomato paste
* 1/2 cup fresh parsley
* 1 tbsp red pepper flakes (optional)
* 2 tsp paprika
* 1 tsp cayenne pepper
* 1 tsp rosemary
* 1 tsp oregano
* 1 tsp sage
* salt and pepper, to taste
* 8oz sliced mozzarella cheese
* 1/4-1/2 cup heavy cream
* parmesan reggiano to top

Instructions
1. Prepare pasta in salted water. Drain. Set aside.
2. Over medium heat, add olive oil to a large pan. Slice the bottom off tomatoes. Put them down along the edge of your pan. Add shallots and garlic to the center. Cover. Cook for until softened. About 9-12 minutes.
3. Add ground beef, salt, pepper, and red pepper flakes. As it cooks, break the meat apart. Cover and cook until browned.
4. Remove tomato skins and crush tomatoes.
5. Add tomato paste, parsley, paprika, sage, rosemary, oregano, salt, and pepper.
6. Top with mozzarella slices. Cover until melted. Stir until combined. Lower heat and add heavy cream. Stir until combined.
7. Add pasta. Toss until fully coated. Top with parmesan reggiano.
8. Enjoy!

07/04/2026

independence day…
happy fourth of july… for some people!

07/01/2026

A Fourth of July dessert for people who have trust issues.

Italian ice and vanilla ice cream.Its that easy. You’ll love it instantly…. as you SHOULD.

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