10/13/2026
wow. wowWoWWOWWW. What a whirlwind week+ it’s been for The ‘Worm -- we’re just NOW catching our breath to say THANK YOU!!!
We weren’t sure what to expect heading into our first Cincy Bookstore Crawl, TBH, but y’all blew through even our wildest dreams and just kept on running, like the damn Kool-Aid Man on crystal m**h. 🤯🙏
Your support last weekend meant the WORLD to us, and (although you couldn’t have known) your unbelievable generosity — not to mention: all the sick merch and emotional guidance from our AMAZING vendors; assistance from all 3 of our beautiful daughters; and my mama, who drove in early Saturday from Louisville so I could be there for our freshman’s first homecoming dance 😍 — made OUR 20th(?!?) WEDDING ANNIVERSARY one for the books!! 🥂👰🤵🍾
SOOO, while I deeply appreciate you all — including our many new followers (hi! 🙋♀️ keep your expectations low, please!) — this one goes out to that charming, well-styled, genius-level-yet-still-humble silver fox y’all see behind the counter most days. 🥹 He gives me all the credit when we get compliments on the bookstore, but please know he is selling himself wayyy short, bc he’s such a selfless, sweet sonofab*tch (except on the days he’s not, bc, you know, he’s still a dude 🤷♀️ 😂).
Anyway, one of our fave things as a couple is to flip lovey-dovey tropes on their head, to make each other laugh (example: “I love you to the moon, but certainly not enough to get back”). That said, I’ll conclude with this:
JOE, HONEY - IDK WHAT I DID TO DESERVE YOU, BUT IT MUST’VE BEEN PRETTY F***IN’ AWFUL. 😘💍 Love you so much and can’t wait to see what the next 20 have in store…
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