01/21/2026
COMMUNITY ANNOUNCEMENT:
You will not find me working at my office location in Milford during extremely cold temperatures. Frigid working conditions have led to minor frostbite in my extremities. I will be working from my home office until I regain feeling in my fingers and toes.🥶
On a completely unrelated topic, I have started a GoFundMe. These funds will go directly toward the electricity bill at the office. Due to the severe lack of insulation in the buildings walls, it's a struggle to keep the temperature anywhere above a balmy 50 degrees. Your donations are greatly appreciated.🤑
P.S. This post is 100% satire. Have a great day. 😉😂
P.S.S. I am, in fact, freezing and will be trying to get as much done from home as I can. 😎 Stay warm.
