The Dice Goblin

The Dice Goblin Welcome to The Dice Goblin, your ultimate destination for all things tabletop and gaming! Mount Joy, PA's FIRST Friendly Local Game Shop!

Whether you're rolling for initiative or diving into a new book, The Dice Goblin has something for everyone!

05/29/2026

Barb has escaped the shop and has been spotted at Concoction at the Vineland Convention Center in Vineland, NJ for DAY ONE of convention chaos!

She's loaded up with dice, candles and just enough caffeine to make questionable purchasing decisions seem like excellent life choices. If you're attending Concoction this weekend, stop by, say hello, and help us determine whether she can survive an entire convention fueled solely by snacks, enthusiasm, and the occasional shiny math rock.

Will she buy things she doesn't need?
Absolutely.

Will she make new gaming friends?
Without a doubt.

If you're at Concoction today, come find The Dice Goblin and join the adventure. Bonus points if you arrive carrying loot, enthusiasm about the new Shinedown album or snacks.

🚨IMPORTANT SCHEDULE UPDATE FROM LILY AND CHEDDAR🚨This week’s schedule has been carefully sniffed, approved, and only mil...
05/25/2026

🚨IMPORTANT SCHEDULE UPDATE FROM LILY AND CHEDDAR🚨

This week’s schedule has been carefully sniffed, approved, and only mildly drooled on.

🇺🇸 Monday: CLOSED for Memorial Day
Tuesday: CLOSED
Wednesday: 3PM–9PM
Thursday: 3PM–9PM
Friday: 12PM–6PM
⏰ Saturday: OPENING LATE at 1:30PM–6PM (please do not scratch at the door before then)
Sunday: 12PM–4PM

Important human update: Barb will be off causing chaos at Concoction in Vineland, NJ Friday, Saturday, and Sunday, so if you stop in and don’t see her, she’s probably surrounded by shiny math rocks and questionable levels of caffeine.

Saturday’s late opening is because apparently humans require “travel time” and “logistics.” We suggested teleportation. No one listened.

Come visit us, roll some dice, adopt some game books and tell us we’re the prettiest managers.

📍 50 E Main St, Mount Joy, PA

Our elite squadron has been ordered off mission and into the family zone for some much-needed R&R. Even the best pilots ...
05/24/2026

Our elite squadron has been ordered off mission and into the family zone for some much-needed R&R. Even the best pilots need a day away from the danger zone... and by danger zone, we mean Lily attempting unauthorized snack acquisition and Cheddar writing checks with her chaos that Barb has to cash.

So for today, The Dice Goblin is closed while we spend time with our family.

We’ll be back in the cockpit soon, restocked, re-caffeinated, and ready to buzz the tower. In the meantime, let's hope these clouds clear and the Blue Angels take to the sky.

05/23/2026

Our little corner at the Lancaster Troll Market has been restocked, which means Keith once again wandered in carrying far too many boxes while muttering things about “inventory management” and “where did all this go?”

Fresh treasures have been shoved lovingly onto the shelves and are now waiting to be adopted by their forever characters. Dice? Goodies? Questionable impulse purchases you absolutely deserve? Yes.

Please come help reduce the goblin hoard before we decide “restocked” actually means “we have room for more.”

Shop local. Support chaos. Acquire shiny things.

05/20/2026

The moon is crooked… and our shelves are getting weirder.

We just unboxed a glorious haul from The Crooked Moon by Avantris Entertainment, including rulebooks, GM screens, tactical map kits, dice, and more deliciously eerie goodies for your next tabletop descent into chaos.

If your campaign could use a little more folklore horror, unsettling vibes, questionable decisions, and at least one party member saying “we should DEFINITELY touch that,” we’ve got you covered.

Come claim your spooky loot before it vanishes back into the woods.

📍 50 E Main St., Mount Joy, PA

ATTENTION, HUMANS. WEEKLY STAFFING MEMO FROM LILY & CHEDDAR: After a rigorous executive meeting (which mostly involved t...
05/18/2026

ATTENTION, HUMANS. WEEKLY STAFFING MEMO FROM LILY & CHEDDAR: After a rigorous executive meeting (which mostly involved treats and one unauthorized zoomie), we have approved this week’s operational schedule at The Dice Goblin:

Monday: Open 3PM–9PM
Ed is running D&D and apparently all the seats are already claimed.

Tuesday: Closed

Wednesday: Open 3PM–9PM
DM BattleKat is in command and yes, that table is full too.

Thursday: Open 3PM–9PM
Paul’s D&D group is also full. Honestly, you people are very organized.

Friday: Open 12PM–6PM
Excellent day for snacks, dice, and impulse purchases we fully support.

🎖️ Saturday: Open 12PM–6PM
Main Street will be closed for Mount Joy’s Memorial Day Parade, so please deploy alternate parking maneuvers.

🚨 Sunday: CLOSED 🚨
Because even though our paw-rents say we are angels, the U.S. Navy Blue Angels are loud and scary to little goblins, like us. If you see our family at the air show, say hi!

Come visit us this week. We accept ear scritches, admiration, and your unwavering devotion.

📍 50 E Main St., Mount Joy, PA

Today marks Round Two of our Learn to Build Age of Sigmar Crusade at The Dice Goblin! From 1PM–4PM, Thomas returns to sh...
05/17/2026

Today marks Round Two of our Learn to Build Age of Sigmar Crusade at The Dice Goblin! From 1PM–4PM, Thomas returns to shepherd fresh recruits through the sacred ritual of clipping sprues, deciphering mysterious instructions, and inevitably asking, “Wait… where does this tiny arm go?”

Whether you pledge allegiance to Order, Chaos, Death, Destruction, or just enjoy hoarding tiny plastic armies and inhaling the unmistakable perfume of hobby glue, this is your summons.

COMPLETELY FREE. Yes, free. Zero gold pieces. No ransom to the Chaos Gods.

No experience needed, only enthusiasm and perhaps a tolerance for tiny fiddly bits launching themselves into another dimension.

📍50 E Main St., Mount Joy, PA

05/16/2026

HI FRIENDS!

Cheddar and I have been promoted to Regional Managers of Goblin Operations (mostly because Mom said “be good” and then made the terrible decision to trust us). We’ll be supervising her until 5pm today, accepting belly rubs, judging your dice choices, and conducting extremely important zoomie-based quality control.

If you see a blurry potato sprinting through the store…that’s me. I have business to attend to. BUSINESS IS CHAOS.

Come hang out with us today!

📍50 E Main Street, Mount Joy, PA

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50 East Main Street/Suite 2
Mount Joy, PA
17552

Opening Hours

Monday 3pm - 9pm
Wednesday 3pm - 9pm
Thursday 3pm - 9pm
Friday 12pm - 6pm
Saturday 12pm - 6pm
Sunday 12pm - 4pm

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