09/08/2026
What in the ReStore is this?
Because the Wednesday ladies found it, and Abby agreed to hold it for photographic documentation.
Her face is doing most of the reporting.
We have looked at the object.
We have looked at Abby looking at the object.
Neither has provided clarity.
Teapot? Maybe.
Gravy-related? Possibly.
Medical? We sincerely hope not.
For a very small horse? Cannot rule it out.
Abby appears to have additional concerns, but at this time they remain classified.
So we are opening the floor.
Wrong answers only.
What is it?