The Woodsmith

The Woodsmith We keep it weird, woodsy, and wonderfully clean. Scrub up, buttercup.

Welcome to the wild world of the Woodsmith—home of Twisted Beaver Soaps, perfectly perky Boobies, gritty Pioneer bars, earthy Hippy Soaps, Witches Skulls Wax Melts and more.

07/01/2026

06/30/2026

Chime in on this please!
Does talking about taboo stories make others situations easier for them to share? ( Abuse, Drug recovery, Cancer)

06/30/2026
06/29/2026

Share your handmade creations, shop links, and projects in the comments. Let's support small businesses and fill this page with creativity.

I had to pull all my other posts and I will probably get restricted instantly for this one too, but it might be worth it...
06/28/2026

I had to pull all my other posts and I will probably get restricted instantly for this one too, but it might be worth it. Lets see.

🚨 PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT 🚨
Well... Facebook made me take down my Butt Naked B🟥🟥bies posts... again. 🤦‍♀️
Apparently a couple of innocent bars of soap are far more dangerous than half the stuff that shows up in my news feed.
So, in the interest of keeping the Facebook overlords happy, I'll just say this...
I have some perfectly innocent, handcrafted, anatomically humorous, palm-sized soap available. They smell amazing, make people laugh, and they're guaranteed to be the only pair you'll actually WANT to drop in the shower... because picking them back up is half the fun. 😂
Need a gift? Want to make someone laugh so hard they snort? Looking for the perfect gag gift that's actually useful?
I've got you covered.
Just don't tell Facebook... apparently my soap is living a life of crime.

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Meet Mrs Frizzle. She is one of my favorite young chicks, so fluffy. She tried to un-alive herself in the duck's pond th...
06/27/2026

Meet Mrs Frizzle. She is one of my favorite young chicks, so fluffy. She tried to un-alive herself in the duck's pond the other day so I am very lucky my friend saw her swimming around and rescued her.

I have alot more grass to keep mowed without the goats here, I'm starting to miss those obnoxious little brats more now ...
06/26/2026

I have alot more grass to keep mowed without the goats here, I'm starting to miss those obnoxious little brats more now 😆 they were excellent w**d eaters. Even though they killed my trees and cost me alot of hay $. The yard is looking alright though.

My hindu rope hoya is blooming again, 3 blooms at one time 🌼🥰
06/26/2026

My hindu rope hoya is blooming again, 3 blooms at one time 🌼🥰

06/26/2026

🤦‍♀️ I called in a service ticket on my internet provider a month ago and they finally called me back... not impressed guys. I think he could tell by the tone of my voice.... Is your internet still messing up? Well, I've been gone on fires, I don't even know.... Oh.... we didn't do our jobs very well and you're out doing important things....Yeah buddy, and still having to pay for crappy service 🤦‍♀️fml

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