07/11/2026
friendly parenthood reminder: move your couches periodically to clean behind them, no matter how little space resides between the couch and the wall.
garry moved our couch and says, “monica! why are you hiding cupcake wrappers behind here?!”
me: “what?? i can’t even tell you the last time i had a cupcake?! what do you mean?!”
wilder: *cackling* “that was ack-shually me! i did that when i ate the cupcakes four years ago and i was being sneaky!!!”
guys…there were THREE wrappers back there. 🤣🙏🏻