Deno’s Tumbler Turners

05/25/2026

Just a heads up!!!
Thank you for all the orders! We may have to end it earlier than midnight so we can get them all shipped in time!

05/01/2026

It’s hard out here in these schools! 😂😂

04/15/2026

04/15/2026

Go check out TIPSY Magnolia poll!

04/11/2026

Someone has to supervise!

04/10/2026

I just opened the fridge 6 times like it’s a Netflix catalog hoping something new would drop. 🍿
Anyway—important question:
If calories don’t count when you eat standing up… do they double when you eat at 2am?
Asking for me. Not a friend.
Drop your most questionable late-night snack combo 👇

04/09/2026

The weather is finally turning nice, and it’s that time again to take care of the cemetery grounds 🌿☀️
We’ll be mowing and freshening things up so families can visit their loved ones in a clean, peaceful, and beautiful setting. There’s something special about seeing the grounds looking their best—it’s a small way to honor those who are remembered there.
Thank you for your patience while we work to keep everything looking its finest. 💚

04/08/2026

My husband said he was going to “fix the pool pump” today.
It’s been 3 hours.
So far he’s:
Taken it apart ✔️
Watched 6 YouTube tutorials ✔️
Gone to the hardware store twice ✔️
Made it significantly worse ✔️
At this point the pump isn’t broken… it’s just emotionally exhausted.
Send help. Or a professional. Or snacks. Probably snacks.

04/07/2026

Alright universe, I did my best today. If that wasn’t enough, we can circle back tomorrow after snacks and emotional recovery.
Goodnight to everyone except my alarm clock… we are not on speaking terms. 😴

04/07/2026

I had a whole plan for the day—be focused, be organized, be unstoppable…
And somehow I ended up scrolling, snacking, and thinking about all the things I could be doing instead 🫠