04/16/2026
Lol
Trump may think he's Jesus. But he's certainly no saint.
This is Trump after all.
The same Trump who skipped the Bible at his inauguration. Who cheated on all three of his wives. Who was legally banned from running a charity after stealing from one. Who was found liable for sexual abuse. Who sells Bibles for $60 a pop.
Today, Franklin Graham called him "the most pro-Christian, pro-life president in my lifetime." Which brings us to the question nobody in the Christian right wants to answer…
Pro-Christian HOW, exactly?
Is it pro-Christian to start a war that's killed thousands of civilians? To rip families apart at the border? To gut the programs that feed hungry children? To threaten to destroy an entire civilization and post yourself as the divine hand behind it?
The Pope — a man who has dedicated his life to the actual teachings of Christ — said "blessed are the peacemakers" and got called weak on crime for it. Graham's response? The Pope should thank Trump for his service to Christianity.
The Pope. Should thank Trump.
Let that sink in.
The Christian right has built a theology of convenience. They didn't find a godly man and support him. They found a useful man and retrofitted the scripture around him. The AI Jesus image wasn't a gaffe — it was a natural culmination of deifying this man.
The doctrine was never about faith. It was never about values. It was about finding a man who would protect their power and building a cult around him.
God help us.
