08/07/2026
🚨HAPPY FRIDAY FROM RANDY THE RACCOON🚨
Randy woke up today and chose ✨crime✨.
He has:
🦝 Tried to pay for a lamp with three buttons and a chicken nugget.
🦝 Argued with a mannequin because “she looked judgmental.”
🦝 Been asked to stop opening every Tupperware container “just to see.”
He’s currently sprinting through the store yelling,
“IF IT FITS IN THE BAG, IT BELONGS IN THE BAG!”
We can’t confirm where he got a traffic cone.
We also can’t confirm where he didn’t get a traffic cone.
Anyway…
Happy Friday! Come thrift with us before Randy reorganizes the entire store by “vibes” and starts assigning emotional support gravy boats to unsuspecting customers.
🦝 Chaos is temporary.
🛒 Great thrift finds are forever.
We are open 9-4 today!
✨donations accepted✨