06/06/2026
🍩🐾 THE GREAT DOUGHNUT INCIDENT OF 2026 🐾🍩
Yesterday was National Doughnut Day.
Naturally, I caught Hemi suspiciously close to my doughnut.
When confronted, he attempted to convince me of his innocence with what can only be described as the cutest guilty blep in feline history. 👅🥹
I refused to share my doughnut.
Today, I present Exhibit B.
This photo was taken while he sat with his back turned to me, contemplating his revenge and questioning why he was forced to live under such oppressive conditions.
A short time later, I received my punishment for withholding the doughnut.
He bit me.
After 19 years together, I can confidently say Hemi believes:
✔️ All food belongs to him.
✔️ Personal space is optional.
✔️ Rules are merely suggestions.
✔️ Human fingers are acceptable forms of protest.
Despite the assault, I still love this grumpy old man more than words can say. ❤️
Tell me your funniest “my pet got revenge on me” story below. 👇🐾