12/31/2023
Itās almost 2024. I'm older, wore out, and I still have so many unanswered questions!!!! I havenāt found out who let the dogs out...whereās the beef...how to get to Sesame Street... why Dora doesnāt just use Google Maps...Why do all flavors of fruit loops taste exactly the same, or how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop......why eggs are packaged in a flimsy carton, but batteries are secured in plastic thatās tough as nails...what does the fox say... why āabbreviatedā is such a long word; or why is there a D in āfridgeā but not in refrigerator... why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor yet dish-washing liquid is made with real lemons... and, why do you have to āput your two cents inā but itās only a āpenny for your thoughtsā whereās that extra penny going to... why does The Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune... why did you just try to sing those two previous songs... and just what exactly is Victoriaās secret? and where is Waldo?... Can you hear me now?...and do you really think I am this witty?? ... I actually got this from a friend, who stole it from her brotherās girlfriendās, uncleās cousinās who lived next door to an old class mateās mailman...Now it is your turn to take it from me... enjoy your day.
I needed the laughšš