Brown Chicken Brown Cow

Brown Chicken Brown Cow Upcycled Furniture & Home Decor HOURS: Friday- Saturday 12p-4pm 1450 N Creste Foris St Wasilla, AK

Brown Chicken and Pasta is at it AGAIN!So apparently Google AI has determined that we sell Brown Chicken and Pasta. As i...
08/31/2026

Brown Chicken and Pasta is at it AGAIN!

So apparently Google AI has determined that we sell Brown Chicken and Pasta. As in the past, I get credit card offers all the time for Brown Chicken and Pasta but this week TWO separate people came into the shop and asked if we still served food. šŸ¤” One lady even showed me on her phone that it said Brown Chicken and Pasta with our address attached. I said I’ll take your order but I’m not so sure I’ll deliver. 😬

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Jeanni’s DoorSome of you may remember several years back when I told the story of Jeanni’s door. For those of you that d...
08/24/2026

Jeanni’s Door

Some of you may remember several years back when I told the story of Jeanni’s door. For those of you that do not know the story or remember it, I’ll share it with you now.

We had this door come into the shop to be sold. It was sought after by several people. First by Kali and then secondly by a lady named Jeanni. It was clear to Kali that the door should definitely be sold to Jeanni because Kali said, ā€œā€¦she knew that she (Jeanni) wanted it even more than she did.ā€ Later that day in walks Jeanni and she lights up as she comes through the doors at Brown Chicken Brown Cow. She was like a kid in a candy store! You couldn’t help but to smile right along with her as she located treasure after treasure. Chris (her other half) was waiting patiently for her to finish looking around the shop and so he decided to come sit down at the counter and we began to chat. Come to find out Chris does tile work (amazingly beautiful tile work) he showed me several pictures of his recently completed jobs and I remembered my neighbor was in need of tile work so we exchange numbers and then off Jeanni and Chris left with their old door. They intended to repurpose as a pantry door in their house. Jeanni waving ear to ear and saying ā€œā€¦I love this place! I’ll be back soon!ā€

A few weeks passed and I received a call from Chris. He had bad news. Jeanni had been killed in a head on collision days before. Literally just minutes before arriving home. What??? How is this possible?? She was just in the shop a few days prior and now Chris is expressing that she is gone. He asked me for a favor, ā€œā€¦would you come over to the house and pick up the door that they had purchased weeks earlier because it won’t be the same without Jeanni there…She wanted that door so badly but he just can’t seem to install it without falling apart.ā€ I told Chris we would be over the following morning to pick up the door. The condition was that I would not resell the door. I told Chris that the door would hang proudly in my shop in Jeanni’s memory for as long as I have the shop and should the day come when I do not have the shop, the door will go home with Kali where she will make it her pantry door in honor of Jeanni.

My heart was hurting and the tears just kept streaming down my face. Why did this happen? How could this happen? But now, how can I make this right? Maybe by sharing Jeanni’s story. Her big smile. Her zest for life. A reminder that life is short…for some of us…so short. Tell your loved ones just how much they mean to you every day for it could be your last.

Jeanni, you are missed by me and by so many others. I’ll take care of your pantry door so you go ahead and open the doors and work your magic up there in heaven. May our paths cross again.

So that leads me to a week ago when a lady comes into the shop and asked, ā€œā€¦is it possible I still have Jeanni’s door?ā€ I said, ā€œof course I do. It will live in the shop with me always!ā€ You could see her begin to tear up. She went to the back of the store reread the story that I’ve told above and stood there and cried. It’s been over eight years now since Jeanniā€˜s been gone, but for all of us her memory is still very much alive.

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It’s been a minute…So I have been slacking BIG TIME at telling my Monday stories. I’ve been so unbelievably busy that I ...
08/17/2026

It’s been a minute…

So I have been slacking BIG TIME at telling my Monday stories. I’ve been so unbelievably busy that I often forget it’s Monday. But let that not SWAY you… Because I was out in the WILD and you know what that means…TROUBLE to be had and words to be SPEWED!

Last Saturday after leaving the shop, I was on my way home and got stopped by a trooper who was going the opposite direction at approximately 45 mph. He spun that truck around and he hit the lights and I look at my speedometer and see that I, too, was going 45 so I was curious to see what he was gonna come up with.

Pull over go to roll my window down, however, he comes to the passenger side (I know for safety) I rolled down the passenger window and he says, ā€œma’am, I pulled you over cause I could hear the studs on your tiresā€. And I say, ā€œyou must be freaking psychic, aren’t you? You passed me with your windows up. We’re both going to the same speed, but you somehow heard the spikes on my tires, which by the way are completely flattened and missing!ā€ He looks at me with a grin, runs his hand over a tire and says ā€œā€¦he would just have to call in my license to make sure that was all good and then he’d let me go WITHOUT a ticket.

So the moral of the story….I’ve still GOT IT and YES, these tires should have been removed in May…but did I mention how busy I’ve been?!

THATS. MY. STORY. AND. I’M. STICKING. TO. IT.

Tammy for the win!!

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Morning!  It’s bright and sunny here in Alaska! Kids are back in school and we’ll be here until 4pm!ā¤ļøšŸ“šŸ„ā¤ļø
08/14/2026

Morning! It’s bright and sunny here in Alaska! Kids are back in school and we’ll be here until 4pm!

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Things I Said This Week…1. Get out there and be the reason that someone increases their meds today. 2. Doctors office: T...
06/08/2026

Things I Said This Week…

1. Get out there and be the reason that someone increases their meds today.
2. Doctors office: Tammy did you hear what I said? ME: I think I heard you say blah, blah, blah is that correct? 😬
3. Be safe out there. My car just slid into the thrift store parking lot. (Said to a lady leaving Goodwill)
4. THERAPIST: what do we do when we are sad? ME: ADD TO CART! THERAPIST: No.
5. Don’t be sad you just need some tacos to cheer you up!
6. Don’t study me. You won’t graduate.
7. You know it’s a good day when you didn’t hit or bite anyone!
8. I may look like I’m not doing anything. But in my head I’m quite busy.
9. You know what rhymes with Monday? Diet Pepsi.
10. I can’t tell if you are on too many drugs or not enough.
11. Don’t be a skid mark today.
12. We can’t hang out if you’re gonna cry when they put us in handcuffs
13. DOCTORS OFFICE: How are you today Tammy? ME: I’m just over here sitting on the corner of AWESOME and BombDiggity.
14. Whatever makes you weird is your greatest asset.
15. The only B.S. I need is BAGS and SHOES!
16. Well La-Dee-Fricken-Dah!!

Yep…I’m out here living my best life. Pretending to stay out of trouble 😬

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This Week:Took the lil’ dogs for a walk.  Let me rephrase that first sentence.  I walked about 10 feet…DOGS: Mom, I’m ex...
06/01/2026

This Week:

Took the lil’ dogs for a walk. Let me rephrase that first sentence. I walked about 10 feet…
DOGS: Mom, I’m exhausted. Can you put me in that fancy dog stroller you got us? (Put them inside and walk another 10-15 feet)
DOGS: Mom, we want out. We’re rested. (Bark cry bark cry).
I get them back on the pavement to walk another 10 feet…
DOGS: Mom, we want to get back in our fancy stroller.
Moral of this story…we never made it out of the driveway ā˜¹ļø
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We have been without water for several days. I thought I was going to die…literally die. Still not fixed so I might be showing up at your house to shower…just sayin’!
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Can someone please explain to me when a can of spray paint now costs $11.82 a can? WTF?! Where have I been?!? I don’t buy spray paint often but I literally stood there frozen staring at the price. Where’s the .99 cent cans?!? Clearly a thing of the past.

THE. STRUGGLE. IS. REAL.

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A crazy adventure this week!So I decided to go into a grocery store and play the song ā€œbecause I’m Happy!ā€ By Pharrell W...
05/25/2026

A crazy adventure this week!

So I decided to go into a grocery store and play the song ā€œbecause I’m Happy!ā€ By Pharrell Williams
LOUDLY as I strutted through the store. I had people look at me like I was nutz but I had 3 people play along.
1. Frank. He was 85 years old and I asked him to dance with me. He did. Said I made his day. I told him he made mine!
2. Melissa. 17 years old (told ya I would write about you Melissa). She saw me ā€œbust a moveā€ with Frank so she was already in the spirit.
3. Gregg. Said he was 35 šŸ¤”. I’m sure he was younger (but go Gregg with your bad self!!) Anywho, I went down the candy aisle and was singing outloud and Gregg sang along with me and then he said ā€œā€¦whatever you (I) was on he would sure like some!ā€ I said ā€œred licorice and Diet Pepsi is the secret.ā€ Poor kid was confused. But he boogied!

What did I learn during this adventure? My random act of kindness made three (+me) extra happy people out there in the wild.

You should try this sometime. I had no idea how fun it would actually be! Live a little…who knows I might be in the candy aisle ready to bust a move with you.

CARRY. ON. PEEPS. CARRY. ON.

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So it’s been a minute…I haven’t written a Monday story in quite some time but trust believe I have been up to no good an...
05/18/2026

So it’s been a minute…

I haven’t written a Monday story in quite some time but trust believe I have been up to no good and some trouble too!

Had to share this story with everyone. Man comes into Brown Chicken Brown Cow on Friday and asked me right away,
MAN: Do I know if Jesus loves you (me). As he quickly reads the bumper sticker at the counter and then he says
MAN: oh so you do know Jesus loves you!!!
ME: yeah but did you read the whole bumper sticker?
He rereads and is shocked and then goes…
MAN: ummmm well sometimes people can be A holes I guess.
ME: well, yes, they can be but me and the baby Jesus we’re good. He was frozen in his spot. Then he says
MAN: what did you say?!
ME: I said me and the baby Jesus are super tight! Like BFF’s. It’s all good.
He turns slightly and fumbles at the door because he is now in front of the dick wall

Looks like a beautiful day in Alaska today.  Spring is finally here!! My trees have little tiny leaves. Yay!We’ve added ...
05/16/2026

Looks like a beautiful day in Alaska today. Spring is finally here!! My trees have little tiny leaves. Yay!

We’ve added a lot of garden art and old radios with BLUETOOTH into the shop. Stop on by!

The shop is OPEN today from 12p-4p.

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Morning! I am continuing to bring in items from my house so lots to see!The shop is OPEN from 12p-4p. ā¤ļøšŸ“šŸ„ā¤ļø
05/15/2026

Morning! I am continuing to bring in items from my house so lots to see!

The shop is OPEN from 12p-4p.

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1450 N Creste Foris Suite C
Wasilla, AK
99654

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Friday 12pm - 4pm
Saturday 12pm - 4pm

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