Brown Chicken Brown Cow

06/08/2026

Things I Said This Week…

1. Get out there and be the reason that someone increases their meds today.
2. Doctors office: Tammy did you hear what I said? ME: I think I heard you say blah, blah, blah is that correct? 😬
3. Be safe out there. My car just slid into the thrift store parking lot. (Said to a lady leaving Goodwill)
4. THERAPIST: what do we do when we are sad? ME: ADD TO CART! THERAPIST: No.
5. Don’t be sad you just need some tacos to cheer you up!
6. Don’t study me. You won’t graduate.
7. You know it’s a good day when you didn’t hit or bite anyone!
8. I may look like I’m not doing anything. But in my head I’m quite busy.
9. You know what rhymes with Monday? Diet Pepsi.
10. I can’t tell if you are on too many drugs or not enough.
11. Don’t be a skid mark today.
12. We can’t hang out if you’re gonna cry when they put us in handcuffs
13. DOCTORS OFFICE: How are you today Tammy? ME: I’m just over here sitting on the corner of AWESOME and BombDiggity.
14. Whatever makes you weird is your greatest asset.
15. The only B.S. I need is BAGS and SHOES!
16. Well La-Dee-Fricken-Dah!!

Yep…I’m out here living my best life. Pretending to stay out of trouble 😬

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06/01/2026

This Week:

Took the lil’ dogs for a walk. Let me rephrase that first sentence. I walked about 10 feet…
DOGS: Mom, I’m exhausted. Can you put me in that fancy dog stroller you got us? (Put them inside and walk another 10-15 feet)
DOGS: Mom, we want out. We’re rested. (Bark cry bark cry).
I get them back on the pavement to walk another 10 feet…
DOGS: Mom, we want to get back in our fancy stroller.
Moral of this story…we never made it out of the driveway ☹️
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We have been without water for several days. I thought I was going to die…literally die. Still not fixed so I might be showing up at your house to shower…just sayin’!
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Can someone please explain to me when a can of spray paint now costs $11.82 a can? WTF?! Where have I been?!? I don’t buy spray paint often but I literally stood there frozen staring at the price. Where’s the .99 cent cans?!? Clearly a thing of the past.

THE. STRUGGLE. IS. REAL.

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05/25/2026

A crazy adventure this week!

So I decided to go into a grocery store and play the song “because I’m Happy!” By Pharrell Williams
LOUDLY as I strutted through the store. I had people look at me like I was nutz but I had 3 people play along.
1. Frank. He was 85 years old and I asked him to dance with me. He did. Said I made his day. I told him he made mine!
2. Melissa. 17 years old (told ya I would write about you Melissa). She saw me “bust a move” with Frank so she was already in the spirit.
3. Gregg. Said he was 35 🤔. I’m sure he was younger (but go Gregg with your bad self!!) Anywho, I went down the candy aisle and was singing outloud and Gregg sang along with me and then he said “…whatever you (I) was on he would sure like some!” I said “red licorice and Diet Pepsi is the secret.” Poor kid was confused. But he boogied!

What did I learn during this adventure? My random act of kindness made three (+me) extra happy people out there in the wild.

You should try this sometime. I had no idea how fun it would actually be! Live a little…who knows I might be in the candy aisle ready to bust a move with you.

CARRY. ON. PEEPS. CARRY. ON.

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05/18/2026

So it’s been a minute…

I haven’t written a Monday story in quite some time but trust believe I have been up to no good and some trouble too!

Had to share this story with everyone. Man comes into Brown Chicken Brown Cow on Friday and asked me right away,
MAN: Do I know if Jesus loves you (me). As he quickly reads the bumper sticker at the counter and then he says
MAN: oh so you do know Jesus loves you!!!
ME: yeah but did you read the whole bumper sticker?
He rereads and is shocked and then goes…
MAN: ummmm well sometimes people can be A holes I guess.
ME: well, yes, they can be but me and the baby Jesus we’re good. He was frozen in his spot. Then he says
MAN: what did you say?!
ME: I said me and the baby Jesus are super tight! Like BFF’s. It’s all good.
He turns slightly and fumbles at the door because he is now in front of the dick wall

05/16/2026

Looks like a beautiful day in Alaska today. Spring is finally here!! My trees have little tiny leaves. Yay!

We’ve added a lot of garden art and old radios with BLUETOOTH into the shop. Stop on by!

The shop is OPEN today from 12p-4p.

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05/15/2026

Morning! I am continuing to bring in items from my house so lots to see!

The shop is OPEN from 12p-4p.

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04/25/2026

Morning!

Here I go again on my own…driving down the only road I’ve ever known! SING IT!! It’s Saturday and it’s SUNNY!!! Yay!!

The shop is OPEN from 12p-4p.

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04/24/2026

Morning peeps!

It’s Friday AGAIN and the shop is OPEN from 12p-4p. WHOOP WHOOP!!

ALSO, I’m purging again at my house so there is a lot of treasures coming in as we speak! Yay!!!

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03/22/2026

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We’ll be on at 12p (Alaska time) today! See ya there ❤️🐓🐄❤️

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03/21/2026

It’s a sunny Saturday in Alaska! Spring is heading our way. Say it is so!!!

We’re in the shop today 12p-4p

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