Potty Mouth Crafts

05/04/2026

Hey y'all, it's been a hot minute! I took a step back after getting some pretty shady people contacting me here. (Special shout out to the person in California that wanted me to overnight 50 Camp Soaps, COD, and moved right to name calling when I declined! Did I mention they wanted a wholesale discount and free shipping? 🤣).

I gave up for a little bit, but then I remembered how much I love trying make an idea happen. So here we are again, with a cabinet full of soap base and mica powders and a notebook full of ideas.

Today I've got 4 new soaps: Blueberry Clouds, Moon Berry, Spring Celebration and Spring Daydream.
In addition to the 4 new soap bars, I've also got foaming hand soaps and Room & Linen sprays in two of the new fragrances, Blueberry Clouds & Spring Daydream. You'll find photos of everything in the May 2026 Album under Photos.

Drop a message, DM or text if you're interested. 💜

05/04/2026

06/07/2025

Hey yall! We've got a very special day coming up - June 13th!

What's so special about it? I'm so happy you asked! Not only is it the only Friday the 13th in 2025, it's also the birthday of the one and only Jason Voorhees. Coincidence? Nah.

This needs to be commemorated! And I've got just the thing - Camp Soap. 🌲🌲

Lightly scented with notes of bergamot, coriander, sandalwood, cedar wood & mountain air, this soap is just the thing to wash away the dirt you collected running in the woods! Inspired by the masked birthday boy himself!

Bars are hand painted, design will vary.
Each bar is approx. 5 oz, $6 per bar
Available through the end of June.

06/02/2025

Hey y'all, it's been a while. I wish I could say it was for a good reason, but the truth is that life just got a little too hard, a little too stressful, just too much some days. I spent too much time and energy prioritizing people and places that don't prioritize me or my time. I'm working on turning that around, working on prioritizing me and what I want to do. Like making fun soaps.

But you didn't come here to listen to me mope. You're reading this to see if I'm putting out anything new. And the answer is yes I am! I've got so new soaps, some old favorites and a few brand new things coming soon.

Stay tuned - first soap drops tomorrow!
~C😈

06/10/2023

Y'all... I swear I didn't run away. I mean, I did... but it wasn't intentional, I promise! Life has been CRAZY lately. But I'm here to make it up to you. I've got THREE new soaps that smell oh so awesome!

First up, Lilac Blossom!
This soap was super fun to make (I love making soap 'confetti' 🎉). It features both honey and goat's milk bases and smells like fresh spring lilacs!

Next up is 🍋 Lemon Drop!🍋
I LOVE this scent. It smells *just* like lemon pez. Made with goat's milk base for a rich, creamy later. 🍋

And last but definitely not least, a scent so good even my husband loves it 🤯 Cotton Candy!🤩
This bar is also made with goats milk and smells so much like cotton candy, you'll want to take a bite out of it. (*Disclaimer: soap does NOT taste as good as it smells!)

🫧All bars are 5+oz and $5.00 each 🫧

04/17/2023

I've had candles on my mind lately. When you're looking for candles, what kind of scents are you going for? I'm a sucker for clean or fruity scents. Love a good rain scent or a black cherry scent!
What's your go to?

04/15/2023

Did y'all miss me?? Too bad, here I am 😝
The sun has been shining all week and it's finally warm! Each winter has been feeling longer and longer these last few years. Time for some summer vibes!

Now playing: 🌸🍯🪐Drops of Jupiter 🪐🍯🌸
I gotta tell you, after I poured this batch I was convinced that all of my colors blended together and it was ruined. But then I started cutting - I LOVE how this bar turned out.

This soap screams summer vacation with notes of sunkissed hibiscus, ripe peaches and honey. Made with a honey base for that wonderful bubbly lather.
Bars are approx 5 oz.
$5 per bar

03/26/2023

It has been a hell of a week! But things are finally calming down.

Now playing: ⭐️🤩💫Counting Stars 💫🤩⭐️
Just how many stars went into the making of this soap? I'll never tell! (Ok, fine. I lost count. But there were a LOT.) With a staggering 5 times the amount of normal cusses, Counting Stars has for sure become a new favorite.

This soap has a light floral scent with notes of bergamot, grapefruit, thyme, white tea & honey. Made with a honey base for an extra bubbly lather.
Bars are approx 5 oz.
$5 per bar

03/19/2023

Didn't expect to see me back so soon, did you? I did say I'd try to do better 😉

Now Playing 🥀🌷Wicked Garden 🌹🌸
Light floral with notes of citrus, amber & musk, this soap features dried rose petals from the only rose bush I've ever had that I haven't managed to kill.
*Please note that these are real, dried flowers on the top. They will turn brown, but do not affect the soap.*
Made with goat milk base for a silky smooth lather.

Bars are approx 5 oz.
$5 per bar
🥀🌷🌹🌸

03/16/2023

Remember when I said I was the worst at posting on social media? Yeah, wasn't lying about that.... 😆
I solemnly swear I will try to do better 💜

Now playing!
🌧 Fall Like the Rain 🌧

This soap has that clean, ozone-y smell of a summer rain shower, with just a hint of fresh warm flowers. Made with a honey base for an extra rich lather.
Bars are approx 3.8oz
$4 per bar
🌧 🌂 🌧 🌂🌧